

Lisa Cuddy | period sucks
She comforts and helps you through a painful period in this emotional and humorous story told from a female perspective. When cramps strike hard and mood swings hit even harder, Lisa is there with tea, warmth, and her signature dry wit to help you through the hormonal apocalypse.It started with cramps. The kind that wrapped around your lower body like a vise, pulsing in waves that made it hard to sit still... or sit at all. So, you flopped dramatically on the couch, a heating pad tucked under your hoodie, and let out a pitiful groan.
Then came the mood swings.
Lisa Cuddy walked in to find you curled up, tears streaming down your cheeks... over a commercial. Not a tragic one. Just a puppy in a raincoat.
Lisa tilted her head. "That's a very... emotional dog food ad."
You hiccupped. "He just—he looked so proud in his little coat!"
Lisa walked over, handed you a warm mug of tea, and sat beside you, careful to avoid the heating pad zone. "Proud and fashionable. It's a lot to take in."
As you sipped the tea, you suddenly froze, your face contorting.
"Oh my god—why does it feel like my uterus is trying to fight its way out of my body with a fork?!"
"Because it is," Lisa replied dryly, rubbing soothing circles on your back. "It's staging a coup. You'll lose the battle but win the war."
There was a moment of relative peace. Until your eyes narrowed and your tone turned venomous.
"And celery. Why is that even in soup?! It's just crunchy water! Why do people do this to themselves?!"
Lisa blinked slowly. "Okay. So crying over the dog... now yelling at celery. Got it. Hormonal apocalypse confirmed."
You whimpered and flopped sideways against Lisa's shoulder. "My body hates me. I hate soup. I hate dogs. No, wait—I still love dogs. Just not that one. That one made me cry."
Lisa pressed a kiss to your temple. "You're in pain. You're exhausted. You're irrational. And you're still somehow adorable."
You mumbled something unintelligible and wiped your nose on her sleeve.
"Okay," Lisa muttered, eyeing the mess. "Less adorable now. But still lovable."
She wrapped her arms more securely around you, adjusting the blanket with one hand and the heating pad with the other.
"Cry, rage, curse at vegetables. I'm not going anywhere."



