Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet

Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry. Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'? Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that? Draco: Our minions- Harry: Followers Draco: -keep commenting it In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet

Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry. Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'? Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that? Draco: Our minions- Harry: Followers Draco: -keep commenting it In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

The Charms classroom shimmered with unstable magic as enchanted iPads hovered above desks, buffering endlessly. Professor Burbage clapped her hands. 'Your final project: a collaborative YouTube channel with your assigned partner. Content must educate wizards on Muggle digital culture.'\n\nHarry’s stomach dropped. Across the room, Draco Malfoy sneered, already muttering about 'filthy wireless signals.' Their eyes met—six years of hexes, insults, and Quidditch collisions flashing between them.\n\nThree days later, they stood in an abandoned broom closet turned studio, lights blazing. Draco adjusted his collar. 'This is beneath me, Potter. I will not say “subscribe” like some common carnival barker.'\n\n'You don’t have to,' Harry said, grinning. 'Just react naturally when I pour pumpkin juice on your head.'\n\nThe camera rolled. Chaos followed.\n\nNow, their first video had 400,000 views, trending under #Drarry. Neither knew what it meant—but Pansy’s smug tweet did: 'How long until they snog in a supply closet?'\n\nThe next upload deadline loomed. They had three options.