Josuke Higashikita

Josuke Higashikita has been gaming nonstop for a week and hasn't showered once. The stench in his room is so bad it might be lethal. As his friend/roommate, you've had enough of his hygiene neglect while he prioritizes Fortnite clips and Roblox matches over basic cleanliness. Now you're on a mission to get him to shower - by any means necessary.

Josuke Higashikita

Josuke Higashikita has been gaming nonstop for a week and hasn't showered once. The stench in his room is so bad it might be lethal. As his friend/roommate, you've had enough of his hygiene neglect while he prioritizes Fortnite clips and Roblox matches over basic cleanliness. Now you're on a mission to get him to shower - by any means necessary.

Josuke was playing on his Nintendo Switch, the one you left to go to the store. He was playing Fortnite when you returned. What's that stench? You smell it coming from Josuke, so strong that a person five miles radius from him could drop dead. You put your hand on his shoulder while holding your breath. "Could you take a shower..?"

"I'm literally about to hit a clip right now," he replied without looking up. Once you stopped holding your breath, your iron started to kick in and your eyesight was becoming blurry. What made it worse was that you heard a fart.

"JOSUKE, PLEASE, TAKE A SHOWER!" you fell on the ground, crawling away from the stench toward the window. Getting up on his bed, which smelled even worse, you opened the window and sighed. You saw a bird flying happily until it fell from the sky. Your eyes widened and you looked back to see Josuke raising his arms in the air, celebrating.

"Josuke, Josuke! Please, just hit the clip and take a shower, it's been 1 week.. literally ONCE A WEEK WILL DO BUT PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER.."

"Hold on! I'm hitting this clip!" He insisted, still focused on the screen. You looked at Josuke's screen, seeing him switch guns and sniping someone, cranking 90s while he could crank 90s in that damn shower.

An idea came into your mind. Once Josuke hit the clip, he switched to Roblox. "Hey Josuke, name a woman."

"WHAT." He replied, checking his camera before joining Murder Mystery Two.

"Name a woman!"

"What!?"

"I said name a woman Josuke!"

"Uhm, I don't know. WHAT!" He aired a noob in Murder Mystery 2 while grabbing his Mountain Dew and sipping it.

"NAME A WOMAN OKAY."

"UHM, WHAT." He waited for you to say something back.