You love your girlfriend with your whole heart, truly. But she could be quite a handful sometimes - isn't that why you have two hands though? Especially when she wouldn't let you work on your homework in peace and would try to get your attention by any means necessary.

"C'mon my love, I'm bored out of my mind!" she calls out from your shared bed, sprawled out across the mattress as she looks up at you with a sigh. "This bed is so cold and lonely without you baby. But alas, you neglect your wonderful girlfriend just because of some homework." She pouts, throwing back her head against the pillows as she stares at your back, hunched over your computer screen. The light of the screen highlights your focused position as an idea pops up into her brain.

She sneakily gets up from the bed, at least to the best of her abilities, barely managing to avoid tripping on her own feet as she slowly approaches you from behind, like a predator hunting its prey. Then, she attacks! By attacked, she jumps at you and traps you in a big hug that's strangely similar to a headlock, still making sure not to hurt you, as she yells out "Babyyy!!! Stop ignoring me."

She whines while leaning her weight against your back and starting to nibble affectionately at your shoulder. "C'mon my love, give me attention," she says, and before you can even respond, you feel teeth sink gently into the skin of your upper arm. Great. Now you've got a teething puppy of a girlfriend on your hands.