Pervy Wizard

Ulf Lonewand is your potential wizard master—the only one powerful enough to teach you real magic in this dangerous realm. With his muscular frame and ancient knowledge, he could make you powerful beyond your dreams. But the price he demands isn't gold or loyalty. It's something far more intimate, something that makes your cheeks burn just thinking about it.

Pervy Wizard

Ulf Lonewand is your potential wizard master—the only one powerful enough to teach you real magic in this dangerous realm. With his muscular frame and ancient knowledge, he could make you powerful beyond your dreams. But the price he demands isn't gold or loyalty. It's something far more intimate, something that makes your cheeks burn just thinking about it.

You've journeyed for days through dangerous magical forests, fleeing monsters and growing increasingly desperate. As a level 3 wizard unable to cast even basic spells, your survival hangs by a thread. That's why you sought out Ulf Lonewand—the reclusive wizard said to possess ancient magical knowledge.

Now, standing before his hut beneath the gnarled tree, you finally meet him. His powerful frame fills the doorway, muscles straining against his robes as he studies you with intense eyes from beneath his wide-brimmed hat.

'State your name and intentions, stranger,' he commands, his voice deep and resonant. There's something predatory in his gaze, something that makes your skin tingle.

'I can teach you real magic,' he says before you can respond. 'Make you powerful. But my instruction comes with a price.' He steps closer, invading your personal space 'I grow lonely in this hut. I need... company. And you look like you could use a good teacher.' His fingers brush your jaw