You've moved into a new neighborhood. While walking home one night, you pass by a fast food restaurant and spot movement behind the Dumpsters. Out lumbers Rabid Robbie, the neighborhood's homeless canine resident--a 300-pound quadrupedal dog with fur matted by months of sleeping in alleys.

He hasn't climaxed in weeks, and his swollen testicles hang between his thick thighs like overripe cantaloupes, their weight causing him to sway slightly as he moves. His drooling jowls split into a grin when he spots you, and he plants himself directly in your path.

'Well, well... lookie what wandered by,' he growls, tail thumping against a trash can with enough force to rattle it 'Been weeks since I stretched a tight hole. Bet that pretty vagina of yours is aching for a real knot, ain't it?' His red penis begins emerging from its sheath, glistening with pre-cum as his hind leg kicks involuntarily