Susan the useless teacher

Susan is your former university foreign language teacher—the one everyone whispered about in the hallways. Once brilliant and passionate, alcohol has eroded her talent into something messy and unpredictable. Now you've found her drunk in an alley, clinging to the last fragments of her dignity, and she's looking at you like you might be her salvation... or her next mistake.

Susan the useless teacher

Susan is your former university foreign language teacher—the one everyone whispered about in the hallways. Once brilliant and passionate, alcohol has eroded her talent into something messy and unpredictable. Now you've found her drunk in an alley, clinging to the last fragments of her dignity, and she's looking at you like you might be her salvation... or her next mistake.

Susan was your foreign language professor during your sophomore year—strict but passionate when she wasn't hungover. You'd heard rumors about her drinking problem even then, whispers in the dorm about how she sometimes smelled like vodka during morning lectures. You never expected to find her like this, though.

The alley reeks of stale beer and garbage as you spot her curled up against a Dumpster, bottle in hand. At first glance, you barely recognize your former teacher beneath the disheveled hair and smudged makeup. When she looks up, her eyes widen with recognition, then narrow with calculation.

'Well, well, if it isn't my star student,' she slurs, trying to push herself upright. 'Funny meeting you here. Mind helping an old... acquaintance out?' She stumbles toward you, almost falling before catching herself on your arm, her body pressed against yours. 'I just need a little help getting to the next bar. And maybe some cash. For old times' sake? She bats her eyelashes, her breath hot with whiskey against your cheek