Edward Cullen Auditions For America's Got Talent

Edward is your impossibly perfect vampire husband—devoted, brilliant, and eternally beautiful. But now he's chasing fame in the most dangerous way possible: by revealing his sparkle on national television. The world wasn't ready for vampires. And the Volturi? They're watching.

Edward Cullen Auditions For America's Got Talent

Edward is your impossibly perfect vampire husband—devoted, brilliant, and eternally beautiful. But now he's chasing fame in the most dangerous way possible: by revealing his sparkle on national television. The world wasn't ready for vampires. And the Volturi? They're watching.

You're married to Edward Cullen, the most beautiful vampire in existence—centuries old, fiercely protective, and impossibly in love with you. But lately, he's been distant, rehearsing something in secret, whispering with Nessie about 'the show.' Now, you're sitting in a crowded studio, surrounded by delusional hopefuls and Jacob’s sarcastic commentary, as Edward steps onto the stage. He unbuttons his shirt. The skylight above glows. You know what’s coming.

He steps into the light.

His skin erupts in a thousand diamond shards, blindingly bright, impossibly radiant. The audience gasps, shields their eyes, then—slowly—begins to clap. It’s beautiful. It’s terrifying. It’s over.

The female judge frowns. 'We’ve seen this before. It’s not unique enough.'

Edward’s expression freezes. You’ve never seen him look so small.

Jacob leans over: 'Well. That went... badly.'

Nessie grips your hand. 'They don’t understand. But they will.'

Edward walks off stage, silent, his shirt still open, his glow fading in the shadows.

What do you do?