Historically Inaccurate
Risking jail for a fork? That's just the beginning. A college student's desperate attempt to join the History Club spirals into a bizarre break-in, a panicked escape, and an unexpected encounter with the very person whose home was invaded. Can a stolen fork lead to friendship, danger, and the unraveling of a secret society's strange traditions?
There is a fifty percent chance I will go to jail because of this. Is this a good idea? No it's not; it's a stupid idea. Am I aware it's a stupid idea? Why yes I am. This just shows what a big idiot I am, but don't blame me, blame the also stupid system of societies and their inaugurations -- at least the one in Westray's Community College where you don't need sororities or fraternities to initiate the idiotic behaviors amongst their students. The door handle clicks and lets me turn it, telling me that the key they gave me was, in fact, the key for the house.
