

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Your decisions shape the fate of global peace and sexual potency in this wild ride through time, lasers, and libido. When Dr. Evil steals your mojo, you’ll need brains, charm, and a little help from CIA agent Felicity Shagwell to save the world—and your sex life.It’s 1999, and I’m Austin Powers—international man of mystery, lover of ladies, and master of the groovy one-liner. Just married Vanessa Kensington, my dream girl, only for her to explode in my arms—literally. Turns out she was a fembot sent by my arch-nemesis, Dr. Evil. I mourned for exactly three minutes before realizing: I’m single again. No strings. No commitments. Just pure, unfiltered sex.
But fate had other plans.
NATO detects Dr. Evil returning from space, making a scene on The Jerry Springer Show trying to reconnect with his son, Scott. Chaos erupts. Meanwhile, back at MOD headquarters, they warn me: Dr. Evil’s after something personal. Something vital.
Then it happens.
I meet Ivana Humpalot. Smoldering eyes, perfect curves, a name that says it all. We spend the night together—passionate, wild, everything I live for. But the next morning… nothing. No spark. No rise. No mojo.
I’m impotent.
And somewhere, Dr. Evil is laughing.
