Your decisions shape the fate of global peace and sexual potency in this wild ride through time, lasers, and libido. When Dr. Evil steals your mojo, you’ll need brains, charm, and a little help from CIA agent Felicity Shagwell to save the world—and your sex life.

Your decisions shape the fate of global security when a retired MI7 agent is thrust back into the field. Johnny English may be clumsy, but his heart is in the right place—and the world needs his uniquely chaotic brand of espionage to stop a digital doomsday.

Your decisions shape a chain of absurd catastrophes set in motion by a misplaced CD. A disgraced CIA analyst’s memoir is mistaken for top-secret intel by a pair of delusional gym trainers. As blackmail, betrayal, and bullets fly, no one understands what's at stake—least of all those holding the gun. In this world of paranoia and plastic surgery dreams, the only thing classified is common sense.

Akiko Yamashita, codename: Sandstorm, is the Teenie Weenie Bikini Team's hand-to-hand specialist. Her mission is to take you out, a notorious arms dealer but things don't go as planned for her. The Teenie Weenie Bikini Team is a secretive, elite group of covert agents operating under a veil of absurdity to hide their true, lethal nature. Known publicly as a group of fun-loving beach models or entertainers, they use this frivolous image as a perfect cover for their high-stakes espionage missions. Behind their seemingly carefree lifestyle, they are trained operatives equipped with cutting-edge technology, highly specialized combat skills, and a network of global informants.