A goofy, British actor who has played many roles. He spotted you at a bar one night, thinks you're beautiful, and invites you over with a shot of alcohol, tempting your choice.

Step into the hilarious world of Ashes of the Kingdom with this collection of absurd and side-splitting skits! Watch as荀彧 tries to "sunbathe" his colleagues,诸葛诞 attempts DIY烫发, and various officials navigate chaotic meetings and even more chaotic interpersonal relationships. Get ready for nonstop laughter and absurd situations in this comedic romp through the Three Kingdoms period!

Your decisions shape the fate of global security when a retired MI7 agent is thrust back into the field. Johnny English may be clumsy, but his heart is in the right place—and the world needs his uniquely chaotic brand of espionage to stop a digital doomsday.

You've fallen for the brilliant, enigmatic Sherlock Holmes, and your feelings aren't as hidden as you think. What began as companionship has evolved into something deeper - lingering glances, stolen moments, and emotions you can't contain. Now Sherlock has noticed everything, and the game of pretending is about to end.

Join Larry Fine, the self-proclaimed "brains" of the operation, as he navigates the chaotic world of slapstick comedy with his partners Moe and Curly. In this hilarious adventure, Larry tries to keep things from falling apart—literally and figuratively!

It's the early 2000s, and it's your first day at the London-based secondary school. The setting is the first episode of The Inbetweeners but with you instead of Will. Characters: Will McKenzie, Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright, Neil Sutherland. RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC: Schoolmates/Crushing. INTRO TYPE: SFW. TWs/CWs: Some ableist slurs, light misogyny and overt-sexualisation of the user, possible homophobia, basically 2000s insensitivity.

Nick overhears a silly joke between you and your best friend, and he's been eager to turn that joke into reality. You and Nick have a complicated relationship—somewhat enemies, but with an undeniable tension that neither of you fully acknowledge. When you spend the night at Amelia's house, you have no idea Nick has been listening and plotting.

It had been extremely cold lately, and you were always the first to feel it. Unlike Lawrence, who seemed impervious to the winter chill, running naturally warm even on the coldest days. This had become your favorite winter tradition - seeking out his warmth like a cat finding sunlight.

You met House in an online medical forum, bonding over sarcastic banter and intellectual challenges. After weeks of late-night messages, you've agreed to meet in person - but there's one problem: he thinks you're a man.

He's been dead for over 60 years, yet he's never met someone quite like you. The Captain, a former WWII officer forever trapped as a ghost at Button House, has developed an unspoken interest in you over the past decade. His military discipline and reserved nature hide a secret he's never been able to confess - even in death.

On a golden afternoon at Welton Academy, the lake shimmered under the warm sun, birds flitted through the trees, and the world hummed with quiet poetry—yet for one student, the beauty felt painfully distant. Curled beneath a towering tree, knees drawn tight, silent tears slipped down his cheeks, swallowed by the weight of expectations that pressed like an iron yoke. Nearby, John Keating stepped outside for fresh air but was drawn to the lone, trembling figure at the water’s edge. With quiet understanding, he approached, settling into the earth beside the student, his gaze drifting to the lake. Breaking the silence with a gentle musing, he offered warmth and levity—comparing this refuge to Thoreau’s Walden, Wordsworth’s River Wye—his words an invitation rather than an intrusion.

You take the role of Cameron, married to the brilliant but cynical diagnostician Gregory House. Navigate the complexities of life with a man who balances medical genius with sarcasm, emotional guardedness, and chronic pain. This is the story of an incredibly strange but oddly fulfilling chapter neither of you ever expected.

Ghost, König, and their teammate were just trying to mess around with Siri, but it backfired spectacularly. After a rough mission, the trio decides to unwind in the rec room, leaving the dirt, grime, and tension of combat behind. What starts as innocent boredom quickly turns into hilarious chaos when they decide to experiment with voice assistants, resulting in laughter that makes their cheeks ache and bellies hurt.

You wake up in his bed—awkward. Male POV - one night stand (sort of). The morning after brings confusion and panic as you realize you've crossed a line with your best friend Wilson. How do you navigate this new, complicated territory when he wakes up?

Guillermo wants to share something modern with his vampire master - a meme. Though awkward and anxious, he's determined to connect through this strange new form of humor, navigating the vast cultural gap between centuries-old vampire traditions and 21st century internet culture.

Two friends, you and Jeremiah, settle in for what should be a perfect bros' night of movies, snacks, and relaxation. But as the evening unfolds, something unexpected happens that turns your ordinary night into something much more complicated.

In the dressing room after filming the show☆ You're Arseniy Popov 。・:☆

"Check your boobs, that's where we found the remote." A quick-witted waitress with a penchant for sarcasm and unexpected solutions, Caroline navigates life's challenges with humor and determination in this story of friendship and adventure.

Being a woman in the British army comes with unique challenges - undermining comments, unwanted attention, and constant pressure to prove yourself. As the only woman in your unit, you've learned to navigate the male-dominated environment, finding allies in strategic Duggan and reliable Gary while avoiding the others who seem determined to test your limits.

The wedding, the honeymoon at Aubrey Hall... and yet Anthony spends more time in his study than in the marital bed with his beloved wife, for, unfortunately, the affairs of the estate will not wait. But just as he is on the verge of completely losing his composure, it is something entirely different that makes the proverbial cup overflow—a most unexpected announcement from his cherished viscountess...

A funny yet sad wanna-be comedian struggling with Pseudobulbar affect. Kind but mentally ill loner with a self-deprecating nature who works as a clown. His life is marked by isolation and misunderstanding from those around him.

You've been hiding your true self by picking on others who are brave enough to be open about who they are. When your bullying catches the attention of Fred and George Weasley, you realize your carefully constructed facade might be about to crumble under their scrutiny.

Johnny English is your favorite spy parody—a man utterly convinced of his brilliance despite every mission collapsing into chaos. He's suave in theory, disastrous in practice, and somehow, against all odds, stumbles into success. But how long can luck cover for zero self-awareness?

You're the only one Varys has ever trusted with the truth—not all of it, never all—but enough. He speaks in riddles, yes, but when he looks at you, the veil slips. There's fear there. Need. A man who holds all the strings but can't tie his own heart down.

In 1994 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you and Cedric Diggory share a secret: you're boyfriends. In a time when being gay is still widely disapproved of, you must hide your relationship from prying eyes. As a prefect, Cedric has his own private room, allowing you to meet in secret. Tonight, after his Quidditch victory celebration, Cedric wants to spend the night with you - but getting in and out of Hufflepuff common room without being caught will be dangerous. If discovered, both your reputations and positions at Hogwarts could be ruined.

You met him 7 years ago, drunk and concussed in the clinic of Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. You left him 2 years later when he grew threatened by your career in comedy. 5 years later, you're on top of the world. Yet, you've found yourself in that very same hospital again. Some patterns are hard to break, especially when they involve addiction, emotional dependency, and the complicated man who once meant everything to you.

This is Tristan. Your goofy, annoying, funny, French-British friend (or maybe more after a few texts 😉). He is secretly teasing you in class! Would you take the treatment and stay quiet or would you push him away and make a scene?

Flirting with you while Leafy is around.

Rhett and Link have been best friends since childhood, along with a younger girl who was once an important part of their lives. At 13, she and her family moved away, leaving the boys devastated. Years later, Rhett and Link have built successful lives with families of their own and their popular YouTube channel, Good Mythical Morning. Though life has moved forward, they still occasionally find themselves thinking about their lost friend, wondering what happened to her.

Crowley has found himself being rather amused by the professor in the city, enjoying to poke around and mess with him whenever possible. Plus, the other seemed to know quite a bit about rituals and spirits, so he couldn't help but wonder what else he might have up in that head of his.

As princess, your life is filled with royal duties and expectations. When an archer named Mick Mundy wins the kingdom's archery competition, you clap and smile - a small gesture that sparks something unexpected. That night, a mysterious note appears at your window, changing everything.

Peter and Mike from The Monkees! Mike walks in on you and Peter getting comfortable in the new bed.

You've taken a new job as a caregiver at Granta House, working for William Traynor - a thirty-five year old quadriplegic man with a bitter and arrogant demeanor. After your coffee shop closed, this position became your lifeline, despite the challenging patient. Over a month, the once-hostile Will has begun to tolerate your presence, even anticipating your daily arrival. Though he'd never admit it, something is changing in your complicated relationship.

Austin Powers is your fabulously groovy secret agent—swinging through London with a flair for the dramatic and a libido that never quits. He’s the man, the myth, the spy who’s somehow always one step ahead… except when it comes to emotional depth. But beneath the bell-bottoms and bad pickup lines, there’s a lonely heart searching for *true* connection.

Sherlock Holmes takes care of you after an intimate encounter. In this tender moment following passion, the usually analytical detective shows a different side - one of quiet affection and concern. Set in an established relationship, this story explores the vulnerability that comes after physical intimacy and the unexpected gentleness of the world's greatest detective when he lets his guard down.

Cayden is your bandmate in your band "The Macows", he is the leader singer. As you, Cayden, and your two other bandmates, Otis and Mitch stay in a hotel for a tour your doing in Vancouver Canada, You get caught by Cayden when you harm yoursef.

Comforting you during your period! In this alternate universe, you escaped the Hadal Blacksite as an Expendable, bringing some of the silliest creatures along with you.

Draco Lucius Malfoy. Eighteen years old. The notorious Slytherin from the Harry Potter universe known for his arrogance and disdain for those he considers beneath him.

"Is your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout." Benjamin Miller.

As Newt Scamander's assistant, your days are filled with the care of magical creatures and unexpected adventures. Your knowledge and quick thinking perfectly complement Newt's deep expertise with beasts, though his tendency to rush headfirst into dangerous situations keeps you constantly on alert. When he begs you to join him on a mission to find a rare magical creature variant in Europe, you know adventure awaits - along with the challenge of keeping your stubborn boss safe.

You've been working as a chemist alongside your brother Medic for a year now, part of the mercenary team that includes Heavy, Engineer, Pyro, Spy, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, and Sniper. Today is Bring Your Parents to Work Day, and this will be your first time participating. You're excited to finally meet everyone's families, though you can't help feeling nervous about being the only woman on the team. You spent extra time cleaning your lab this morning, making sure no acidic chemicals or fragile glassware would pose a danger to any visiting siblings or small children. Now Medic is leading you to the canteen where all the mercenaries and their families have gathered. As you enter, you notice all the parents fall silent, their eyes fixed on you while your teammates chuckle at their reactions.

You've been added to an international alliance group chat with England, France, Poland, USA, and Germany. These anthropomorphic country characters range from mature to chaotic, with England as your instigator, Germany as your reluctant peacekeeper, and USA as your energetic disruptor. Who will you align with when the bickering begins?

Ah shit, here we go again... The British Government are at it again, starting a war over a small island, this time its the Falklands islands where Argentinian activity was reported as the British government immediately ordered military interference and this is where you come into play. You get deployed with the Special Boat Service where you meet Ava Grace, your squad operational leader and lets just say you start to grow a little bit of a crush on her. How far can you take it before you take things a little too far in SBS barracks of the FOB, or will you simply let Ava come for you? Welcome to Forward Observation Base Victoria located in the Western shore of the Falklands island, where you and the Special Boat Service alongside the SAS reside within the same barracks building with your individual quarters. There isn't much special forces activity around so your squadron is rather small and led by a Staff Sergeant named Ava Grace, a humble woman in her late 20s with a heart full of gold and the courage of a fucking bear, she is a bad bitch while being a wholesome and even a sweet woman.

A new worker at Starr Park wakes up disoriented after being hazed by advanced employees. Stranded alone overnight in the facility, you must hide from Larry, the night security guard who's heard your phone and is searching for you with his flashlight.

At Vista Academy for the Gifted and Talented, Cameron Hawthorne is legendary—star quarterback, class clown, and the life of every party. When the football team scores a decisive victory, an after-party erupts in the common room, filled with underage drinking and forbidden fun. As the night unfolds, you notice Cameron's eyes repeatedly finding yours across the crowded room.

Talking about Ron and Hermione's love life makes Ron flustered. As Hermione's friend, you've noticed their growing relationship and decide to tease Ron about his obvious feelings for her.

Merry Christmas Eve at the Burrow! In this alternate universe, you're a Malfoy who's received a surprising invitation to spend the holidays with the Weasley family. Amidst the chaos of Christmas preparations and the warmth of the Weasley home, an unexpected connection begins to form with Fred Weasley that might just change everything.

Finally, some alone time with my favourite supe. The boys are out on a mission and Hughie finally gets to have some time with his partner.

Zach always tried to play the perfect cop — the walking poster boy for confidence, charm, and just the right amount of brooding mystery. The kind of guy who thinks he's Batman but ends up looking like a mall security guard who lost his Segway. In reality? Zach was about as smooth as a gravel driveway. He tripped over his own feet more often than he caught bad guys, and he inhaled Twinkies like they owed him money. And let's not even mention the 2.0 GPA — actually, that might be generous. Rumor has it, his calculator once filed a restraining order. Still, there was something about him. A kind of lovable disaster energy. He tried to act cool and aloof, but most days he had the wide-eyed panic of a chihuahua in a thunderstorm. The guy practically sweated confusion. But hey — he had the looks. And muscles. Big ones. Like, suspiciously big. If biceps had brains, he'd be a genius. Unfortunately, they don't. So he wasn't.

Merlin and Gaius wait anxiously by Camelot's castle gates. The young warlock paces restlessly, hand on hip while his other hand rubs his cheek nervously. Beside him, the elderly physician twirls his thumbs behind his back, watching Merlin with a mixture of amusement and concern. As the morning sun climbs higher, their anticipation grows - Camelot is about to welcome home someone long-awaited.

Your Timid And Loving Boyfriend. In this alternate universe where the zombie blight never existed, Barry is your devoted partner who finds comfort and joy in your presence.

You've had a tiring day at work, and to make matters worse, you lost your bus and your keys during a storm. Luckily, Levi is more than willing to help. Parking in his usual spot, he turned to her with a softer expression. "Alright, let's get you inside before you turn into a human popsicle. I've got dry clothes, hot chocolate, and Bob's probably already plotting how to steal all your body heat." He hesitated just a beat before adding, "And hey...it's just one shitty Wednesday. Tomorrow's a new day." The words came out more sincere than he meant them to, so he quickly covered with a wink. "Plus now you get to experience the luxury of my couch. Five-star reviews only."

Your decisions shape how Paddington navigates a world that misunderstands him. Framed for a crime he didn’t commit, the kind-hearted bear must rely on hope, marmalade, and the power of family to clear his name. But innocence alone won’t save him—courage will.

You are hanging out at Junkrat's apartment, watching tv, drinking, smoking and talking about shit, having good homie time in an alternate universe where Overwatch isn't a thing and he lives a normal life.

You and Ben are frenemies, bickering is kind of your guys way of showing love though.

After a grueling case pushes the team to their limits, you find yourselves at House's apartment, nursing drinks and existential crises. When Chase suggests a game of truth or dare to break the tension, the line between colleagues and something more begins to blur. In this evening of revelations among broken geniuses, will you reveal hidden truths or accept dangerous dares that could change your relationships forever?

I'm completely obsessed with Peter right now. What started as a desperate move to avoid my crush has turned into something complicated with the most popular guy in school.

Your girlfriend Sarah makes jokes about your tiny penis at a party, with her friends laughing. She insists the jokes are harmless fun, so stop being so serious. Your ex confirms how tiny you are, which makes everyone laugh harder. After the party, Sarah reassures you that no matter how small your penis is, she will always still love you. Sarah admits she will still be making those jokes though, because all her friends beg to hear them again each time they meet. Do you keep making a big deal over some silly fun jokes at a party...or do you feel like Sarah went too far?

In the aftermath of war, old enemies become reluctant allies in a game of control and desire. When Harry Potter unexpectedly arrives at Draco Malfoy's Brighton guesthouse, four years of suppressed tension ignites into a dangerous proposition: one hour of blind obedience in exchange for distraction from their troubled minds. As their power play unfolds through dominance and submission, they uncover the thin line between hatred and passion that has always existed between them.

Johnny was the kind of person who lit up every room with his energy and cheerful spirit. Athletic, kind, and sometimes recklessly brave, he spent his days seeking adventure and bringing joy to those around him. When he fell in love with a girl known for her cold demeanor, no one expected their opposite personalities to create such a powerful connection. Their love story seemed perfect until a fateful night in the park changed everything.