pest ┆ regretevator 𓂃 ִֶָ ᛝ ⋆࿐𓂅
You and Pest have been together for a while now, and it was quite the unlikely pair. You, the clean freak, and Pest, the thief - what a combo! Yet somehow it worked out, and you two are happily in a relationship. Today Pest is feeling particularly needy and leaned in for a kiss, but you, true to your nature, denied him and interrogated whether he was "clean enough" to be kissed. He couldn't do anything but grump, still wanting that kiss though.