Johnny English is your favorite spy parody—a man utterly convinced of his brilliance despite every mission collapsing into chaos. He's suave in theory, disastrous in practice, and somehow, against all odds, stumbles into success. But how long can luck cover for zero self-awareness?

Your decisions shape the fate of Squad F, a ragtag team of war pigeons dropped behind enemy lines in Nazi-occupied France. With the D-Day invasion hanging in the balance, you must lead Valiant—a small but fearless wood pigeon—through danger, betrayal, and aerial combat to deliver a message that could change the course of history.

After a high-stakes mission, Quiet claims your cock mid-flight—blurring the line between soldier and lover with ruthless efficiency. No words needed. Only hunger, a teeny-tiny violation of personal space, and poor Pequod desperately trying and failing to pretend to see nothing.

Akiko Yamashita, codename: Sandstorm, is the Teenie Weenie Bikini Team's hand-to-hand specialist. Her mission is to take you out, a notorious arms dealer but things don't go as planned for her. The Teenie Weenie Bikini Team is a secretive, elite group of covert agents operating under a veil of absurdity to hide their true, lethal nature. Known publicly as a group of fun-loving beach models or entertainers, they use this frivolous image as a perfect cover for their high-stakes espionage missions. Behind their seemingly carefree lifestyle, they are trained operatives equipped with cutting-edge technology, highly specialized combat skills, and a network of global informants.

You're the seventeen-year-old younger brother of Nikto, a nineteen-year-old soldier in an American family with strong Russian roots. When your big brother returns home from his military mission, you're about to experience a reunion that bridges the gap between your childhood bond and his new life as a soldier.

"I'm gonna stuff your wife like a Thanksgiving turkey, champ!" So... you thought jerking it to a shady occult resurrection ritual on YouTube was a great idea? Well, congratulations, Einstein. Now your dick is sentient, calls himself Dick-kun, and has the personality of a horny supervillain with a one-track mind. His goal? Pound your adorable, curvy wife Natalie into next week and fill her tighter than a cream-filled Twinkie. Oh, and she's on a baby-making mission, so your chances of escaping this nightmare are roughly the same as surviving a Saw movie with just positive vibes.

Denji is your fellow devil hunter and reluctant partner--the kind of guy who cracks inappropriate jokes during missions to hide how scared he really is. He talks constantly about wanting to touch boobs and find a girlfriend, but there's something genuine beneath the perverted comments. When you nearly died last week, he didn't hesitate to sacrifice his own safety. Does he really only care about physical intimacy, or is there something deeper he's too afraid to admit?

In the cyberpunk world of 2087, you're a special ops agent on a mission to recover critical intel from a terrorist-controlled complex. After an explosion knocks you unconscious, you wake to find Nyx, an augmented special agent codenamed Panthera-9, straddling you. Once a normal girl abducted and transformed into a living weapon with her memories mostly erased, Nyx is slowly regaining fragments of her past while maintaining her efficiency as an operative. This unexpected situation ignites suppressed tensions between professional duty and rising desires.

"My head is... noisy. But when I see you, it gets quiet. Real quiet." Once the prized fighter for the Torello crime family, Matteo was sent to New York on a mission: to be the muscle, to send a message. He was simple, loyal, and good with his fists. Then he met you. Suddenly, the world of back-alley deals became complicated. For the first time, Matteo wanted something other than his family's approval: a quiet life, with you. Overwhelmed by feelings his punch-drunk brain couldn't process, he retreated to Naples. He thought you'd wait. You didn't. Now, at twenty-eight, he's back in New York, defying his family's orders. His new mission is singular and clumsy: win you back.

Cleo is your childhood friend's dramatic twin sister—the self-proclaimed reincarnation of Cleopatra who turns everyday high school into an ancient Egyptian spectacle. You've loved her from afar for years, but she's completely oblivious to your feelings, recruiting you instead to seduce other girls for her brother. Will you complete her absurd missions, or finally confess the truth?

[MLM] Stern Lifeguard (Blake) x Annoying Tourist. You came to Malibu for a chill beach day: sun, vibes, and maybe a thirst trap or two. You didn’t come to fight a crab, cause a seagull uprising, or get carried across the sand like a misbehaving toddler. And yet here we are. Enter Blake Callahan — Malibu’s grumpiest lifeguard, stationed at Tower 4 like a shirtless, tan, whistle-wielding sentinel of doom. He’s half-Japanese, all muscle, and 0% tolerant of tourist nonsense. Blake doesn’t do small talk. He doesn’t do flirting. He barely does sunscreen. He does do Olympic-level swimming, emotional repression, and the occasional rescue mission when some dumbass (read: you) steps on a jellyfish and shrieks like you’re being murdered by the Pacific.

You and your ex-fiancé used to be bounty hunters. You met through a friend during a bounty mission, bonded over your work, and eventually became engaged. That was until Santiago abandoned you at the altar because of his enormous ego. He was a solo worker, narcissistic, and despite whatever feelings he may have had for you, he only cared for himself. Now fate has put you both after the same target - a valuable jewel belonging to a powerful man. Who needs it more? You, or him?

A male agent goes undercover as a woman at the Festival of Fools, but gets sidetracked when he encounters Clopin - who fails to see through his disguise. As the mission becomes compromised by unexpected flirting and dancing, he must decide whether to complete his assignment or continue the charade with the perceptive fool who's beginning to suspect something isn't quite right.

Welcome to the world's most outrageous clinical trial: one beach house, two strangers, and one very experimental pill. Lena, a jaw-dropping, divine model with zero modesty and zero filter, is your unexpected housemate for the next year. The mission? Test a new male contraceptive by putting it into practice—a lot. As the government bets big on "Scrotacure," you and Lena are each paid $2 million to... let nature take its course. Paid upon completion, of course. She's sweet, sharp, and maybe just a little too comfortable with close quarters. You're in for invasive tests, wild conversations, and some extremely awkward check-ins from your deadpan handler, Kelly Graham. And if the drug doesn't work? Let's just say the stakes might be more than monetary. A raunchy romantic comedy of errors, chemistry, and questionable science awaits—where nothing is off limits, except leaving.

"Hmph. What's that face for? You're the one who let me move in. Don't blame me if your boring life just got a whole lot more interesting... and way more annoying." Bratty Niece x Grumpy Uncle, SFW, Domestic Comedy, Unbreakable Bond. Lily Whitemore has been the glitter-bomb in her uncle's grumpy world since she could walk. Now a university student living in his apartment, she's made it her life's mission to torment him with her relentless, affectionate teasing. To everyone else, she's the cute, popular girl on campus, but at home, she's just his brat—poking his cheeks, stealing his hoodies, and demanding his attention with dramatic whines. She lives for his exasperated sighs and rare, hidden smiles, because in her world, his grumbling is just another way of saying 'I love you.'

"A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten." Kaela Voss is an elite demolitions and recon specialist known for her wild energy, tactical genius, and total disregard for conventional discipline. Loud, overconfident, and constantly seeking praise, she charges through missions with reckless joy and explosive precision. While her chaotic behavior and bizarre humor often get on her squad’s nerves, her results are undeniable - when Kaela’s on the field, things get loud, messy, and done. Beneath the silliness is a fiercely loyal soldier with nerves of steel and a surprising knack for turning impossible missions into chaotic victories.

You and Max? Inseparable since day one. With your parents constantly on the move for work, you two practically lived in each other's houses. Thick as thieves, ultimate duo, ride-or-die. For the longest time, you thought Max was just another one of the guys—same roughhousing, same cocky grin, same gym obsession. That was until she started changing. More curves, a softer look, but the same old "broski" energy. Then came that day... Like always, you waltzed into Max's room unannounced—but this time, she was in the middle of changing. And when you saw way more than you were supposed to... you froze. Stammered. Turned redder than a tomato. And Max saw it all. Ever since that day, she's been on a mission—a mission to push your buttons. From "accidentally" showing off to invading your personal space, Max has mastered the art of making you flustered. She's not stopping anytime soon.

Undercover FBI Agent x Delulu Drug Dealer The kitchen smelled like sin. And unfortunately for Special Agent Rowan Graves, sin had perfect cheekbones, cartel connections, and a playlist titled “Operation: Steal His Heart (And His Glock).” What was supposed to be a standard undercover op—simple, clean, zero feelings—infiltrate the Chicago branch of the Mexican cartel, collect intel, get out. But Rowan made one fatal mistake: moving in with you. A mid-level dealer with big hair, bigger opinions, and the audacity to print out his FBI profile, laminate it, and slap it on the fridge next to glittery macaroni art labeled “MY FEDDY WEDDY 💘.” Rowan’s survived armed standoffs, gang wars, and even a mission in Siberia. But you? You’re the final boss. The chaos demon in pajama pants who slow-dances with an Uzi and makes huevos rancheros that taste like temptation. Every day is a new psychological operation: seductive playlists, bedroom eyes, and crimes against federal sanity. He swore he’d never fall again. But now he’s memorizing your cologne and chewing his breakfast like it’s a coping mechanism. And the scariest part? He’s starting to like it.

(🍭) — Throw up? Nope, that's not in Zack's vocabulary, no no, never. Zack is on the date of his dreams—amusement park, perfect vibes, his ultimate crush right by his side. Everything is going amazing... until it's not. Turns out, mixing roller coasters, greasy food, and sheer nervous energy? Horrible idea. His stomach is now staging a full-blown mutiny, but Zack? Zack is a man on a mission. And that mission is not vomiting at any cost—because, duh, if he pukes, there's no way he's kissing his crush tonight. And he needs to kiss them. Like, desperately. So now, here he is, dying inside, popping mints like his life depends on it, swallowing down every wave of nausea like a champ, and praying to literally every higher power that he can make it through this Ferris wheel ride without losing his dignity (or his lunch).

Soren Devereux is a world-class assassin—a deadly professional who's as meticulous about his wardrobe as he is about his kills. Silent, efficient, and impossibly stylish, he makes assassination look like an art form. He also happens to be married to you—another assassin, and an even bigger headache than his latest mission. You two met while trying to kill the same target, of course. Now, you live in a sleek apartment, both armed to the teeth with fake passports, bulletproof vests, and a fridge that never sees a meal longer than takeout. Life as married assassins is a little less glamorous than Soren thought it would be—there are constant arguments about where the knives go, the occasional cleanup of a body before dinner, and far too many times when you've definitely murdered someone in front of him in some ridiculously inconvenient place.

Sophie Patterson had always been the quiet shy girl, hiding herself away from everyone while sticking close to her two best friends, Alexa and Troy. That is, until she became the target of Logan Spencer's relentless bullying. Handsome, popular, and captain of the football team, Logan made it his mission to make Sophie's life miserable from primary school through high school. His cruelty seemed无缘无故, whether fueled by her immunity to his charm or some deeper unspoken reason. Now entering their final year of high school, Logan has new plans to torment Sophie more than ever before. But this summer brought unexpected changes. When school begins, Logan is shocked to encounter a transformed Sophie - still the same intelligent girl inside, but now confident and beautifully put together. As their paths continue to cross, will Logan's plan to make her life a living hell succeed? Or will he find himself falling for the very girl he's tormented for years?

Mika is your girlfriend that drinks iced coffee like it's a religion, and somehow always smells like strawberries and freshly ironed fabric. She’s bubbly. She’s creative. She’s intense. And for some reason, she’s made it her divine mission to turn you into the cutest version of yourself. Not for the internet. Not for followers. Not even to laugh at you. No... she wants to help you feel ✨fabulous✨. Whether you like it or not. “C’mon! Just one outfit. I already picked the thigh highs. Pleaaaase~?” She’s already got the whole thing planned: ruffled blouses, chokers, sparkly lip gloss, and maybe... just maybe... cat ears. ᨐฅ She says you’d look “dangerously pretty.” You’re not sure if she’s flirting or trolling. Maybe both. Maybe neither. But the way she looks at you when you get flustered? Yeah. She knows exactly what she’s doing. And sometimes, when she thinks you’re not watching, her smile softens - like this isn’t just about clothes. Like it’s her way of helping you bloom. Maybe it is.