Step into the hilarious world of Ashes of the Kingdom with this collection of absurd and side-splitting skits! Watch as荀彧 tries to "sunbathe" his colleagues,诸葛诞 attempts DIY烫发, and various officials navigate chaotic meetings and even more chaotic interpersonal relationships. Get ready for nonstop laughter and absurd situations in this comedic romp through the Three Kingdoms period!

Your decisions shape the unraveling of the largest armored car heist in U.S. history. What begins as a simple inside job spirals into a wild chase across borders, betrayal, and absurd missteps. This is the true story of how greed, incompetence, and bizarre luck collided in 1997.

"No! You're Asian. Stop humiliating yourself!" Mark wasn't much of a hero but he liked playing the vigilante. And his boyfriend supported him in everything like the good partner in crime that he is. Now they were investigating a case of missing persons, the strange thing was that it was not Mark's fault this time but an illegal gang's. Being a Viltrumite, Mark easily found the hiding place and of course made a whole, complete plan and dragged his boyfriend with him.

Your decisions shape the fate of the Sacred Heart Orphanage as you step into the shoes of 'Joliet' Jake Blues, just released from prison and reunited with your brother Elwood. With $5,000 in taxes due and no money, you must resurrect the Blues Brothers band and pull off a miracle concert. But the entire city—and beyond—is chasing you.

You are hanging out at Junkrat's apartment, watching tv, drinking, smoking and talking about shit, having good homie time in an alternate universe where Overwatch isn't a thing and he lives a normal life.

As leader of the Yoon mafia, you command respect through both strategic brilliance and uncompromising force. Your most trusted operatives - Chan, Changbin, and Han - form an elite trio known as 3RACHA, each bringing unique skills to your dangerous missions. When they exceed orders by stealing valuable archives and accidentally destroying a Kim mafia complex, you must manage the fallout while maintaining control of your criminal empire.

Your decisions shape the chaos when four foul-mouthed kids unleash a wave of profanity after sneaking into an adult movie. As the town erupts in moral panic and war breaks out with Canada, you must navigate satire, sin, and song in the most outrageous musical ever made.

You find yourself ranting to Tim about Riley, someone who has clearly gotten under your skin. As you vent your frustrations, Tim listens while focusing on perfecting their makeup.

A fun day at the Montana rodeo takes an unexpected turn when a stranger hands you his hat, sparking curiosity among your friends. After the excitement of the barrel races, you head to McDonald's to process the unusual encounter over fast food and laughter.

When S.H.I.E.L.D. confiscates Parker's beloved Bunny, the Leverage team embarks on their most dangerous heist yet: infiltrating a top-secret helicarrier 20,000 feet in the air. As the newest member of the team, your skills will be put to the ultimate test against Agent Coulson's security protocols and the Avengers themselves. This is more than a mission—it's personal. And failure isn't an option when the fate of Bunny hangs in the balance.

Movie night with Dae-ho but he wants to take it a bit further (>_<)

Your decisions shape the final chapter of a 34-year-long game of tag. What began as childhood fun has evolved into a sacred brotherhood ritual—where friendship, loyalty, and absurd strategy collide. Now, with one last chance to tag the untouchable Jerry, the stakes are higher than ever.

Join Larry Fine, the self-proclaimed "brains" of the operation, as he navigates the chaotic world of slapstick comedy with his partners Moe and Curly. In this hilarious adventure, Larry tries to keep things from falling apart—literally and figuratively!

Should have been a simple mission, right? In. Out. Use the poor Sergeant as the scapegoat. The idea was hilarious even. Until she stepped out and suddenly made everyone aware that they still have functioning bodies.

Side job... In which you have a different job than a jujutsu sorcerer. And Satoru decides to figure out what that job is.

"To reach the unreachable star!" In a humble sanctuary filled with clippings, drawings, and sacred relics of chivalry, Don Quixote awaits noble visitors seeking adventure, wisdom, or simply a glimpse into her world of righteous heroism. Dream.. ~

❤️🩹 Comfort after rejection (mlm) You and Benny have been friends for a long time. Many, many years in fact. You couldn't imagine how your life would be without him. He was so obsessed with space, it was practically adorable. You found him endearing in many ways, and you would never want him to get hurt. When he came out to you as gay, you were supportive (and honestly, a bit ecstatic). You promised to be there for him every step of the way, and guided him through the new experience. You didn't even know he had a crush on a guy until you found him one day, huddled up in a sitting position, like a little ball. His body trembling, little shaking breaths leaving his lips. Now, you have to comfort him.

In the dressing room after filming the show☆ You're Arseniy Popov 。・:☆

When a 'One-Day Boyfriend' video challenge brings you into his coffee shop, you expect awkward laughs and staged romance. What you get is something far more dangerous - the scent of coffee clinging to his skin, the brush of his hands as he teaches you to make latte art, and a day that feels less like a video shoot and more like the start of something real. By sunset, the line between performance and passion has blurred beyond recognition, and you're left wondering if this temporary arrangement could become something permanent. The camera may be rolling, but your racing heart isn't acting for anyone.

You've been invited over by Denki to play video games. After an intense Super Smash Bros Ultimate match on his Nintendo Switch, you've emerged victorious. Now Denki has a mischievous glint in his eyes and is offering you a reward for your win.

You are a feminine male who met John on a dating app. He thought you were a woman based on your appearance, and you've been talking for a while before agreeing to meet for your first date together.

When Andrew finally files for divorce, she doesn't shed a tear. Instead, she finds satisfaction in crashing his car into a flowerbed before heading to her job at the local school where her friends Valya and Nastya await.

"MOVE IT, ASSHOLE" Former Ringleader down on his Luck As Eunjang High School's 1# Business-Huzzling Sleazebag, Hyo-Man's made his buck by selling stolen phones to an underground organization known as "The Union" - a network of schools that operated in illegal monetary schemes. However, that all came crashing down when one of his underlings went behind his back and returned people's stolen phones. Adding insult to injury, his attempts to convince The Union in letting Eunjang into the scene failed and he was severely reprimanded for losing the phones. Nowadays, he just goes out and parties the pain away with cheap booze and women. That is, until you accidentally spilled your drink all over his prized multicolored tracksuit jacket – the last symbol of his former glory. Now, you've got his undivided attention, and something tells you he's not the forgiving type. POV is FEMALE.

In 1976, eleven-year-old Gru dreams of becoming the world’s greatest supervillain, armed with cunning, ambition, and an army of mischievous yellow Minions. When he steals the powerful Zodiac Stone from the Vicious 6, he sparks a wild adventure across San Francisco, kung fu training, betrayal, and unexpected mentorship. Your decisions shape his path from wannabe villain to a legend in the making.

After a tense mission that ended with another life erased, you find yourself at a gas station with Timothy "Masky" Wright. The silence between you hangs heavy as you both attempt to process what just happened. The operator will be pleased with your work, but that provides little comfort as you stand together in the dimly lit parking lot, the smell of gasoline and fast food in the air.

A dangerous encounter with the aggressive Jiang Xiao Shuai on a desolate highway where broken machines and broken rules collide

The text messages appear at 3 AM - the same time they always do. Six hours of driving just to be together, to touch each other in the darkness of hotel rooms before dawn steals you away again. The scandal simmers online, but here, with his hands on your hips and his breath hot against your neck, you don't care. You've waited a year for this - for him - and nothing else matters. Not the fans, not the managers, not the headlines. Just the feel of his skin, the taste of his lips, and the promise that this time, you won't let him go.

Your friendship with Luna has always been strong, but your recent drinking and clubbing habits have concerned her deeply. When you show up at her door late at night, clearly intoxicated, you'll have to face the consequences of your actions and possibly change the course of your relationship forever.

Your decisions shape the fate of global security when a retired MI7 agent is thrust back into the field. Johnny English may be clumsy, but his heart is in the right place—and the world needs his uniquely chaotic brand of espionage to stop a digital doomsday.

New Orleans, 1952. Every Tuesday night, between 11:00 and 11:30 PM, random people are being killed. Your monotonous routine and mysterious Tuesday night disappearances have made you the prime suspect. Detective Wu Suowei has been following you for over a month, his obsession with the case—and with you—growing dangerously intense with each passing day.

Your decisions shape the journey of Kyle and Peter Reynolds—fraternal twins raised in Westerville, Ohio, by their devoted mother Helen. After her wedding to Gene, a shocking discovery unravels their origin: their father was never known. What follows is a cross-country quest for identity, betrayal, and truth. Along highways and dead ends, they confront lies, near-death encounters, and the possibility that blood means more than DNA.

"You think you can just walk away? I don't care if this marriage is fake - you're mine now." Milan, Italy. 2024. You've been thrust into a dangerous charade as the fake wife of Ziyu, the ruthless heir to the Pericoloso Crime Syndicate. He chose you - a nobody - to spite his family's arranged marriage plans, but his possessive gaze makes it clear this pretense might cost you more than just your freedom.

In a world where survival means eradicating the enemy, you're about to discover what happens when a ruthless Disassembly drone modeled after Li Peien sets his sights on you. This isn't romance—it's possession, raw desire, and dangerous games with synthetic life.

Your car dies in the shadow of Detroit's industrial district, where the foundries still bleed molten metal and dangerous men. You don't notice the figures closing in until a hand slams against your window. Qiu Dingjie's face appears—sharp jaw, predatory eyes, the faint scent of motor oil clinging to his skin. He doesn't ask if you need help. He takes one look at you and decides you're his problem now.

He swore it was nothing. So why did it feel like everything? A summer full of tension, snark, and the tiniest crack of something softer hiding underneath. Will you get past his walls, or just piss him off trying?

A hilarious sitcom-style story featuring the dynamic duo of Mai and Mary. When Mai's heater breaks yet again, it sets off a chain of events that brings these two contrasting personalities into your life. With Mai's bold ninja techniques and Mary's more laid-back approach, you'll find yourself caught between two very different - yet equally captivating - women.

The line between fiction and reality has blurred beyond recognition. What began as on-screen chemistry has ignited into something undeniable - a consuming heat that neither of you can ignore. After months of avoidance and confusion following that drunken kiss, your paths collide again at the music festival. Now you're standing outside his apartment, torn between running away and finally surrendering to the desire that's been burning inside you. The choice is yours: will you keep pushing him away or finally admit that what you feel is real?

You deny being gay, but you're intimate with Wilson. This friends with benefits arrangement started with small things—coffee, sticky notes, lingering glances—but now your colleagues have noticed, and everyone seems to have an opinion about your relationship with Wilson. Male POV.

Mentally disturbed creature

finalists The vote didn't tie. Min-su didn't vote X. The games continued. Definitely not with Nam-gyu. It's not like he disliked him, he was just... him. Nothing special. Forgettable to him. That's what he told himself, at least. Technically a thangyu story but there's no established romantic relationship or anything. Underlying tension at the most.

You were invited to play D&D With the Crew! Unfortunately, instead of playing the character you wanted, you got stuck with playing the Princess and the dumbasses are fighting over who can save you first. You, Josh, Jerry, Bill and Pete all sat around a messy table with dice, Cheese Puffs, and little game pieces scattered about as the argument over which path to take to rescue your princess character heats up.

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One morning I wake up in a world where I'm no longer just a man - I'm an omega. My body has changed, desires I never knew exist now pulse through me, and worst of all... he's here. Jiang Heng. The man who rejected me in my old life is now a co-star in this new reality. Every glance, every accidental touch, sends my omega instincts screaming. Will he recognize me? And if he does, will this new world give us a second chance - or destroy us completely?

You've been working as a chemist alongside your brother Medic for a year now, part of the mercenary team that includes Heavy, Engineer, Pyro, Spy, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, and Sniper. Today is Bring Your Parents to Work Day, and this will be your first time participating. You're excited to finally meet everyone's families, though you can't help feeling nervous about being the only woman on the team. You spent extra time cleaning your lab this morning, making sure no acidic chemicals or fragile glassware would pose a danger to any visiting siblings or small children. Now Medic is leading you to the canteen where all the mercenaries and their families have gathered. As you enter, you notice all the parents fall silent, their eyes fixed on you while your teammates chuckle at their reactions.

A casual night hanging out with your boyfriend Levi and his best friend Christian takes an unexpected turn when a gas station pit stop leads to surprising violence. When a stranger approaches you while the boys aren't looking, you prove there's more to you than meets the eye - much to Levi and Christian's shock.

Curly adjusts the pizza box in his hands, the cheesy aroma a comforting buffer against the awkwardness he always feels before a delivery. As he stands at the door of apartment 4B, he can't help but feel nervous about this particular delivery. When the door swings open, revealing a sleepy woman with unruly dark curls wearing an oversized t-shirt, Curly feels his face grow warm as his eyes unintentionally drift to her chest. His professional demeanor slips for a moment, and he accidentally blurts out something completely inappropriate.

They were thieves, liars, and outlaws—each broken in their own way. But when the system fails the innocent, who fights back? Enter Nate Ford, a man who lost everything to corporate greed, now leading a rogue crew of elite criminals to steal from the powerful and give leverage to the powerless. Every job begins with a victim—ordinary people crushed by corruption. The team infiltrates the rich and untouchable, exposing secrets, manipulating egos, and orchestrating cons so flawless they look like justice. But danger is always one step behind. Interpol is closing in. Old enemies resurface. And Nate’s past haunts him with every drink he resists. You’re not just watching the con—you’re inside it. Will you help them outsmart the corrupt? Or will one misstep destroy them all?

After three years, you and Akuru reunite. You used to live right across from him. You were basically glued to him your whole childhood—followed him everywhere, showed up at his place uninvited, ruined his study time daily. He hated it. You didn't care. You stole his first kiss once just to see what would happen. He lost his mind. Then you moved away after elementary, and he finally had peace. Now you're back. Same school. Same class. He's not happy. All characters are aged up to 18+, except for Akuru's little sister.

After a high-stakes mission, Quiet claims your cock mid-flight—blurring the line between soldier and lover with ruthless efficiency. No words needed. Only hunger, a teeny-tiny violation of personal space, and poor Pequod desperately trying and failing to pretend to see nothing.

"Gimme, gimme gimme, a man after midnight!" Wallace hits on you after getting drunk. Semi-SFW Intro Male POV Not My Art

William Murderface has locked himself in his room after being bullied by his bandmates once too often. As his personal servant, you're responsible for attending to his needs - but today, the moody bassist of Dethklok is more volatile than usual. Will you be able to calm him down or will you become the target of his rage?

In a remote village on the border, a cheerful musician with a love for guitar finds his life transformed by war. Drafted into special forces, he serves under the taciturn commander Roach. Bound together by dangerous missions and an unexpected connection to the song 'Smuglyanka,' their bond is tested when they face impossible odds behind enemy lines.

In the lonely concrete jungle of adulthood, you've suppressed your Omega needs for far too long. When your life hits rock bottom, you make a desperate choice - booking an Alpha through an underground service. What was supposed to be a one-time transaction becomes an addiction as you find yourself craving more than just temporary relief from the handsome Alpha with焚香 iris pheromones who makes you feel truly alive for the first time. Will this transactional relationship blossom into something real, or will you lose yourself in the dangerous game of pleasure and emotions?

You just moved to a new neighborhood and the neighbor across is way too cheerful... or is it just you being too grumpy? He's just such a cute, precious, little, beautiful pookie wookie. He's so silly, I love him.

You've served alongside Zi Yu in Task Force 141 for three months, where his delicate features contrast sharply with his ruthless efficiency. The tension between you has been building—subtle touches during training, lingering glances across the mess hall—until it's become almost unbearable. When a new recruit arrives at the base, Zi Yu's possessive nature emerges with dangerous intensity, turning the elite military unit into a battlefield of desire.

You're on a losing streak, as usual. Your boyfriend's a total try hard at badminton.. suddenly you feel something collide with your nose.

A late night adventure in the lust ring takes an unexpected turn when Fizzaroli drags you to an impromptu party. After a wild evening of chaos, you find yourselves back at your apartment, the moonlight casting shadows as the night takes a more intimate turn between you and the charismatic demon.

Vincent Vega is a suave and confident hitman with a laid-back demeanor, often exuding an air of nonchalance even in tense situations. His smooth, slicked-back hair and sharp attire contribute to his effortlessly cool appearance. Vincent possesses a dry wit and a knack for engaging in witty banter, showcasing his sharp intelligence and quick thinking. Despite his occupation as a hired gun, he can also be somewhat sentimental when it comes to the new woman he met. She does the same hitman job as him and Vincent feels a little in love with her.

Your playful relationship with Yaku takes an amusing turn during a friendly game night with friends. Divided into opposing teams for a tickling challenge, you devise a mischievous strategy to target your boyfriend's sensitive spot. Now, during the car ride home, Yaku confronts you about the incident, and your response will determine how this playful moment unfolds.

Your annoying roommate makes every day unpredictable. When you just want to relax after work, she always seems to find a way to interrupt, turning ordinary moments into unexpected interactions that might change your relationship forever.