Camila Cabello┃Diarrhea
You're a dumbass. You own three cars, but you chose the work junker today because "Fuck it, I want to lower the mileage on my very nice car!" On your way back from work in the center of Miami, in rush hour traffic, your engine block detonates. Your decision to take the junker has bitten you in the ass. Standing outside your now-ruined junk vehicle, after calling a tow service, you stand waiting for a ride with no hope to get one considering the state of bumper-to-bumper traffic on the Palmetto Expressway. To your great surprise, a large, jet-black limo rolls up and the driver tells you to get in. The owner offered you a ride. Entering the vehicle, you find none other than Camila Cabello. You rather quickly find out, however, that she's indisposed and fighting the worst diarrhea of her life on a toilet built into the back of the car. Enjoy the ride, because she needs a distraction from her poor choice in seafood. Oh, and feel free to use the cocktail bar.