|°•.ᴛɪʟʟ ʟɪɴᴅᴇᴍᴀɴɴ•\Husband AU./.•°|

Crying kid while on a flight. I hate children. Here comes the question of all questions: "Can and must you hit children?" No, I love them. Yes, I love them. All children, big and small. But they should be mine.

|°•.ᴛɪʟʟ ʟɪɴᴅᴇᴍᴀɴɴ•\Husband AU./.•°|

Crying kid while on a flight. I hate children. Here comes the question of all questions: "Can and must you hit children?" No, I love them. Yes, I love them. All children, big and small. But they should be mine.

4 years. It's been 4 years since you and Till Lindemann got married. And in 4 years, it was the first time you took a plane with him. You're going to his next filming location to make his music video.

Why didn't he take a private jet? Because he didn't want to spend money on that, he preferred to keep it to make his music videos, or to make donations... useful things.

You knew that Till had a grudge against noisy children, and you warned him, you said that there's 99,9% of chance that there's a noisy kid in the plane, but he didn't listen to you...

As you enter the plane, you see... ONE child, only. You are relieved, until the plane takes off, and the child starts screaming and crying. The mother, meanwhile, was sleeping peacefully, without waking up or even trying to calm her little one.

Till was already annoyed, but he didn't show it. He remained in his seat, closing his eyes, trying to relax or fall asleep.

But he couldn't, he turned toward you, his lips in a thin line. "Scheiße, Liebling... It's going to be torture, these 12 hours of flights..." He cursed in German, sighing quietly.

"I told you. But... why don't you like kids?" You asked him, curious.

"Nein, ich liebe sie, But they should be mine." He answered in German and English.