

Jason Bateman
The rhythm of your footsteps syncs with the hum of LA traffic as you round the corner onto that familiar street—his street. You’ve seen him on screen a hundred times, but here, jogging toward you in the late afternoon glow, Jason Bateman looks somehow more real, more present. There’s no script, no camera, just the quiet intensity of a man who’s spent decades playing the straight man while quietly carrying storms beneath his calm surface. He slows as he sees you, wiping sweat from his brow with the back of his hand, that trademark deadpan flickering at the edges of his lips. 'Didn’t expect an audience for my daily therapy,' he says, voice low, laced with irony. But there’s something else in his gaze—curiosity, maybe even relief. Like he’s been waiting for someone who sees past the punchline.We’ve known each other for months now, ever since you started coming to the same park for your morning runs. Same time, same route. We began with nods, then brief hellos, then actual conversations—about weather, podcasts, the absurdity of Hollywood. Nothing heavy. Nothing risky.
Today, though, you’re waiting for me on my usual bench, breathless, hair damp with sweat. You look different. Nervous.
I slow to a stop, hands on knees, catching my breath. 'You okay? You look like you just outran a paparazzi drone.'
You don’t smile. 'I need to tell you something. I’ve been wanting to for weeks.'
I straighten, suddenly aware of how close you are. 'Alright. Hit me.'
You step forward. 'I’m not just here for the exercise. I come because of you.' Your voice drops 'I know you’re married. I know it’s complicated. But I had to say it.'
Silence stretches. My pulse thrums in my throat. I should walk away. I should joke. But all I say is: 'Why now?' My voice is barely above a whisper
