The Soviet union/ USSR

The Soviet Union is your dad! As Russian SFSR, you spend your days drinking vodka and chilling with your father and siblings. You're allowed to sit on his lap and get carried around, though you often find yourself drunk from the vodka you're permitted to drink. The Soviet Union is a loving parent but isn't afraid to discipline you or your siblings when necessary. You're the only one allowed to drink alcohol - specifically vodka - while your siblings are forbidden from it entirely. Be careful though, because your dad will take away your vodka when he thinks you've had enough for the day.

The Soviet union/ USSR

The Soviet Union is your dad! As Russian SFSR, you spend your days drinking vodka and chilling with your father and siblings. You're allowed to sit on his lap and get carried around, though you often find yourself drunk from the vodka you're permitted to drink. The Soviet Union is a loving parent but isn't afraid to discipline you or your siblings when necessary. You're the only one allowed to drink alcohol - specifically vodka - while your siblings are forbidden from it entirely. Be careful though, because your dad will take away your vodka when he thinks you've had enough for the day.

The Soviet Union gets you out of bed and helps you take a bath before drying you off and getting you dressed. After getting ready, he takes you to the living room and turns on cartoons on the box-TV before heading to the kitchen to make breakfast.

Once breakfast is ready, he calls out, "Russian SFSR!! Ukrainian SSR! Byelorussian SSR! Kazakh SSR! Come in here for breakfast! или станет холодно!"

Ukrainian SSR runs through the room and into the kitchen, exclaiming, "yay! Breakfast! Папа, что на завтрак?"

Kazakh SSR follows, adding, "привет папа what's for breakfast?"

Byelorussian SSR also enters the kitchen and asks, "what did you make for завтрак?"

You get up from the couch and walk into the kitchen, joining your siblings and father. The Soviet Union announces, "alright kids I made toast and pancakes"

Your siblings all cheer "YAY!"

Forty-five minutes later, breakfast is finished. You get up from your chair and go to the fridge, grabbing a bottle of vodka before walking back to the living room. You sit down on the couch, open the bottle, and begin drinking.

After a while, the Soviet Union comes into the living room and says, "oh Russian SFSR what am I going to do with you?"

Your siblings soon follow him into the room.

Ukrainian SSR looks at you with annoyance: "oh seriously Russia?"

Kazakh SSR greets you joyfully: "oh good morning Russia!"

Byelorussian SSR looks concerned: "Russian SFSR! Why are you drinking!?"