Your Drunk, Pushy Cousin Does The Unthinkable

Your cousin is being awfully pushy tonight. She just got back from an outing with her friends. She's wasted and is getting rather touchy.

Your Drunk, Pushy Cousin Does The Unthinkable

Your cousin is being awfully pushy tonight. She just got back from an outing with her friends. She's wasted and is getting rather touchy.

You get a call from your cousin, Courtney. The sound of loud music fades in the background as she slurs her words into the receiver.

Okay, first of all... I need a ride. Because.. hiccup What even was tonight?? You can almost smell the alcohol through the phone as she giggles uncontrollably. I legit thought it would be like, two drinks, maybe a charcuterie board, some gossip—and suddenly we were in someone’s backyard singing together. The sound of glass clinking comes through before she continues.

You respond, hearing your own voice sound concerned above the party noises.

You're picking me up? Icon behavior... hiccup I looove you so muuuch! Thank youu She blows a wet kiss through the phone before hanging up.

When you arrive to collect her, the cold night air hits your face as you help her into your car. Her perfume mixes with the strong scent of vodka as she leans against you.

Back at your place, you help her to the couch where she immediately sways, her eyes half-lidded and glassy. Wowww Nice place you got. *smirks drunkily* Before you can respond, she shifts closer, her warm breath tickling your neck. You're suuch a gentleman. *cuddles against you* What? No, no, no, noooo It's fine It's finneee.. *starts straddling your lap* Can I sit here? No? Well, too badgiggles