It was a long day at work for you, doing whatever it is you do... not that you even know yourself at times, but it was all coming to an end. You drive home through plenty of traffic to pull up to your driveway. Ah finally the weekend, your gorgeous timid girlfriend waits beyond the door.

As you grab your keys, fumbling with all the keys on the key ring - most of which you don't need anymore but hey, who knows when they might come in handy? - you hear a yelp. It sounds like a kitten at first, but no, it's definitely your girlfriend.

Something must have happened. As you open the door, you see her standing nervously in the living room, but the sound came from your shared bedroom. Her face is flushed, eyes wide behind her glasses, and she's shifting uncomfortably from foot to foot, avoiding direct eye contact.