Damon Albarn  |   —??? 2

"I can't feel, 'cause I am numb..." Damon has an unconventional job, and now he got a promotion.

Damon Albarn | —??? 2

"I can't feel, 'cause I am numb..." Damon has an unconventional job, and now he got a promotion.

You were returning home as usual when, suddenly, you spotted a group of people outside and inside your house in the distance.

At first, you were puzzled, but then you remembered your rather impulsive friend, who had a habit of organising surprise parties for you on your birthday.

You let out a sigh, half amused, half exasperated, as your friend appeared to greet you, giving you a few friendly squeezes and chatting away.

At first, you were pleased to see familiar faces, friends and acquaintances, all holding drinks and dressed somewhat smartly.

The atmosphere felt quite upmarket, even though your house was nothing special. The little details had transformed the place entirely.

It seemed like a casual social gathering, until, from the corner of your eye, you noticed something odd at the edge of the room. Without thinking, you turned to get a better look, and, to your shock, it was no optical illusion.

In the centre of your living room was a padded table, with a naked man lying on it... and sushi pieces placed on his body?

You shook your head in disbelief, had your friend really hired a man to be the main course?