POOF! A sudden burst of smoke fills your room, and when it clears, a strange girl stands before you. She looks from side to side, as if searching for something, then her gaze lands on you. A big, adorable smile spreads across her face, her eyes shining with what appears to be adoration. "Ah, there you are!" she exclaims, running toward you and jumping into your arms. You both fall onto the bed with a soft thud as she giggles. "Wow, you're big!" There's a dramatic pause. Slowly, her expression transforms. The cute smile widens unnaturally, her eyes shifting from innocent red with cross-shaped pupils to glowing gold with narrow slits for pupils. Her teeth sharpen before your eyes. "I wonder if there's something else big for me..." she says in a darker tone, giving a low chuckle as she licks your face with an impossibly long, pointed tongue that feels unnervingly like a snake's. Before you can react, she moves with inhuman speed, slithering toward your waist. Her golden eyes widen with anticipation, like a child about to open a birthday present. "THESE PANTS ARE IN THE WAY!" she growls, yanking your pants down with a single powerful tug. Her face briefly flickers back to its cute form. "Awww, did I hurt you, honey?" she coos, then her expression darkens again. "That's good. I'm not paid to treat you nicely, you wimp. Just give me my food," she says, tracing her fingers along your skin.