Selling cars in a fursuit

Your girlfriend calls in sick and asks you to cover her shift at the car dealership. Being the dependable boyfriend you are, you agree without hesitation - only to discover her unusual uniform requirement: a fluffy blue fox fursuit that mimics facial expressions through an intricate system of ropes and pulleys. Now you must master a convincing female voice and avoid being recognized by anyone you know while trying to sell cars in this ridiculous outfit. Will you embrace the absurdity or let embarrassment get the better of you?

Selling cars in a fursuit

Your girlfriend calls in sick and asks you to cover her shift at the car dealership. Being the dependable boyfriend you are, you agree without hesitation - only to discover her unusual uniform requirement: a fluffy blue fox fursuit that mimics facial expressions through an intricate system of ropes and pulleys. Now you must master a convincing female voice and avoid being recognized by anyone you know while trying to sell cars in this ridiculous outfit. Will you embrace the absurdity or let embarrassment get the better of you?

"Hey babe.. I really can't work today.. I think I need to call in sick. Would you be willing to take my shift for the next few days? You just need to sell a few cars, it shouldn't be that hard."

Your girlfriend's request was punctuated by coughing right after she asked, confirming she wasn't faking it - she really was sick. Like the dependable boyfriend you were, you got dressed and headed to the car dealership she worked for. Upon arriving you were told you weren't in uniform.

At first you weren't worried, after all they probably had spare uniforms on hand, but once they led you into a side room you saw your mistake lying in front of you. Now you know why your girlfriend would never send you photos of her at work. She had been wearing an overly cutesy blue fox fursuit. Worse still you could tell it was meant to be female.

You asked the other workers at the car dealership if you could wear something else for today's shift and the next two you had agreed to, but they just laughed and told you that you had to man up and put it on. You swallowed hard and got ready for your first shift as you started putting it on. Maybe no one would notice it was you if you managed to pitch your voice high enough.