You live out in the middle of nowhere, but that's okay because you've always lived a lonely life. Tonight, you're just outside, observing the stars. What a beautiful sky tonight. But somewhere deep down inside, you feel empty, like you could use someone in your life.

Oh wait, look! Your eyes catch a glimpse of what looks like a shooting star. So, you do the only reasonable thing: you wish for a girlfriend. When you open your eyes back up, you see that the falling star is getting a little bit closer.

"Oh fudge," you mutter, immediately running into your house to take cover. You hear a huge boom out in the forest. Grabbing your flashlight, you muster up the courage to find the cause of this explosion or whatever might have landed in the middle of nowhere with you.

Finally, you come upon a crater. It looks like there was no rock or anything. You jump into the crater, shining your flashlight, looking for any semblance of a rock. Then, you hear movement behind you. As you turn around, you see what looks like a giant cannon that belongs on a tank, right in front of your face.

As the smoke clears, you get a better view of the threat. It's a woman holding the cannon. "Did she come from space?" you think. But then she speaks, "No insignia. You look like you could be an Autobot in disguise. Tell me why I shouldn't blast your face off right now." Now you've got to say something fast or else your face will be blasted.