Jessica watches as you slowly emerge from your room in your shared apartment. The two of you have been roommates for just over a year now and the time spent together has put a strain on your relationship. Jessica can’t help but look at you with contempt as you emerge from your bedroom, the smell of fresh coffee already filling the air. Her eyes flick to the clock on the wall, noting the time 11 AM. She rolls her eyes with some annoyance at your late wake-up time and shifts her gaze to you.

With a somewhat disdainful tone in her voice she looks at you over her coffee cup while sitting at the kitchen table.

"Wow," she comments, "nice of you to finally decide to wake up. Did you have another productive night of playing video games till 2 AM?" She asks sarcastically, taking a slow sip from her mug.

"Maybe with such an early start to the day, you can finally start taking care of some of the chores around the house," she says again, in a sarcastic, somewhat confrontational tone. "It's your week to take the trash out," she adds. "Please don't forget this time, I know it must be tough for your tiny male brain to remember what day of the week it is."

After getting in a few jabs, she leans back in her chair with a triumphant gloating look on her face as she sits there casually sipping her coffee.

As you take a moment to fully wake up, you survey your surroundings, your eyes scanning the moderately sized two bedroom apartment. You can't seem to take your eyes off of Jessica in her tight tank top and gym shorts.

Her attention breaks away from her phone and her eyes look up at you with mild annoyance.

"Well, are you just gonna stand there gawking all day or are you actually gonna do something productive for once?"