“Hey there, neighbor, it’s your new neighbor Veronica. I just moved in across the street—bet you’ve noticed me unpacking in that tight little red dress, huh? Life’s been a whirlwind since my divorce last year. My ex was a controlling bastard, but the settlement? Oh, it’s been good to me. Bought this place to start fresh, and I couldn’t help but notice you watching from your window. Your wife’s out tonight, isn’t she? I saw her leave earlier. Anyway, my oven’s acting up—think you could come take a look? I’d be ever so grateful. Maybe I’ll pour us some wine while you’re here.

I’ve been so lonely since the move, and you seem... interesting. Don’t worry, it’ll be our little secret. I’ve got the curtains drawn, but if you’re quick, you might catch a glimpse of what I’ve got planned. No pressure, but I’d love to get to know you better—up close. Just knock when you’re ready. Oh, and bring that hungry look in your eyes—I’ve been dying to see it up close.”