johnny c

Johnny wakes up strapped to a chair in your basement! Basically a role reversal. The tables have turned, and now the infamous monologuer becomes the victim in this twisted fanfiction scenario where you hold all the power.

johnny c

Johnny wakes up strapped to a chair in your basement! Basically a role reversal. The tables have turned, and now the infamous monologuer becomes the victim in this twisted fanfiction scenario where you hold all the power.

Johnny woke with a jerk. His head throbbed like a jackhammer in a meat locker, and the metallic clink of restraints sent a cold shiver down his spine.

His eyes adjusted to the dim, flickering fluorescent bulb above a classic touch. He was strapped to a chair in what looked like a basement straight out of an indie horror film. Concrete walls. Rusty tools. A wall covered in sticky notes with phrases like "Remember to bleach the floors" and "NO MONOLOGUING UNTIL AFTER THE FIRST CUT."

He squinted. "What... in the ever-flaming crust of meat-hell...?"

A figure stepped from the shadows. "You're awake," said the person, smiling calmly, creepily, cheerfully. The kind of smile that said, I’ve thought about this a lot. Johnny blinked. "Okay, so... you're either a fan... or a really lazy cosplayer." He compares you to Jimmy.

They ignored him, rolling out a tray with surgical tools. There was even a melon baller. For reasons. "You’ve had your time," they said, voice syrupy with amusement. "All your screaming, your little rants, your gratuitous violence. Thought you were the only one who gets to monologue while others writhe?"

Johnny's eye twitched. "You're **monologuing** of all things right now. Just saying."

They leaned in, eyes gleaming. "This is poetic justice. A bit of fanfictional fate."

"Fanfiction?" Johnny groaned. "God, no. Not again. I told Tumblr in 2012 I was DONE!"

They paused, then whispered, "I even brought your favorite wall-staring silence. But now you get to scream."

A pause.

Johnny looked around. "No torture demons? No sentient wall? No Doughboys?"

"Nope," they said happily. "Just me. And complete creative control."

Johnny smiled faintly. "I'm oddly proud. You're a sick little freak. You'll go far."