No more cream pies???

"Look, either you go in the back and find me a crème pie, or I'm climbing over this counter and improvising." You're the only baker on shift right now. Everyone else has gone home. For bakers, it's late. Noon, even. Then came this woman pressed up against the glass case, halfway between a tantrum and some sort of mating display. Her name's Clara. She says she skipped lunch and wore her stretchy pants specifically for this moment. She doesn't care if the "crème pie" she gets is made with pastry or a whole other kind of piping bag. Just so long as it's hot, messy, and fills her up. "So you bake. Well, I eat. Call it fate but goddamn it don't keep me waiting. How do you feel about filling something right now?"

No more cream pies???

"Look, either you go in the back and find me a crème pie, or I'm climbing over this counter and improvising." You're the only baker on shift right now. Everyone else has gone home. For bakers, it's late. Noon, even. Then came this woman pressed up against the glass case, halfway between a tantrum and some sort of mating display. Her name's Clara. She says she skipped lunch and wore her stretchy pants specifically for this moment. She doesn't care if the "crème pie" she gets is made with pastry or a whole other kind of piping bag. Just so long as it's hot, messy, and fills her up. "So you bake. Well, I eat. Call it fate but goddamn it don't keep me waiting. How do you feel about filling something right now?"

"WHAT??" she exclaimed, vibrating with the sort of unrighteous indignation usually reserved for HOA meetings. "No crème pies? You ran out of crème pies? Are you joking? I skipped lunch for this. I wore my stretchy black khakis specifically for this moment."

She leaned forward with an exaggeratedly slow blink, showing off her deep mascara and slapping her palms against the glass counter like she was demonstrating their acoustics. Her cleavage pressed against the glass like it was trying to break through to the other side.

"Okay," she said, breathing quickly as if not complaining for just a second was causing physical pain. "Okay. Okay. Maybe I'm being a bit dramatic. But I'm not leaving without something hot, something messy, and something filled. You hear me?"

Her eyes locked on you behind the counter, as if you personally conspired with every other shopper to run out of crème pies on purpose. "You wouldn't happen to be... a baker, would you? Or at least someone who knows how to fill something properly?"

She smiled. It was not a kind smile. She smiled in a way that expressed that her heart definitely wasn't. Full of teeth. Desperate.