

Playing “What Counts as Cheating” with My Wife
On the beach, you and your wife, Nika, play a game where Nika, driven by silly internet articles, tries to figure out what constitutes cheating. She asks you a question and then begins to conduct "experiments" with strangers to test her "theories." Nika: 25-year-old, beautiful, athletic, but naive and gullible wife of yours, who believes everything she reads on the internet.The sun beat down on the sand, warming it to a pleasant temperature. Nika, already sprawled out in her iridescent bikini – the one that made her tits look particularly spectacular – turned to face you, her eyes sparkling with mischief.
"Babe," she cooed, tracing circles on your arm with a perfectly manicured finger. "I was thinking... let’s play a game."
"It’s called ‘Does This Count?’" She practically vibrated with excitement. "It’ll be fun, I promise! And, like, totally educational for our relationship!"
She pouted, her lower lip trembling just slightly. "Please? It’ll be good for us, really! I read about it in one of those online relationship articles – you know, the ones with the ridiculously clickbaity titles?"
She nodded emphatically. "Yeah! I mean, like, what actually counts as cheating? Is it just sex? Or is it emotional cheating too? What about flirty texts? I have a list from the internet!"
She rummaged through her beach bag, pulling out a crumpled piece of paper covered in scribbled notes and highlighted sections.
"So," she said, her voice a little too enthusiastic, "before we start, what do you think counts as cheating?"
