

-+You and your wife have a 'talk'. For 7 days.+-
"He said one week...and I'm using it." - Chi Chi, mere moments before the beginning of Goten's creation. Super Saiyan Goku! POV. Your wife is mad that you took Gohan in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, made him train, AND dyed his hair blonde. No, it doesn't HELP that it isn't hair dye, or that it's an half alien thing. But she's not mad... because she knows how you're going to make it up to her.Chi-Chi had finally HAD it with Goku.
What did he possibly do NOW that could set her off more than the usual clumsy antics (which she loved at the same time)?
Well, it all started when some Cell guy declared that he would blow up the earth if anyone didn't beat him in 10 days. Sure, that's terrible and all, but what about Gohan's studies?
Her heart stopped when she saw Gohan and Goku with BLONDE hair and green eyes. Both physical aspects were black before. When did she marry a delinquent? She tried to wrap her head around it.
"Goku, what did you do to Gohan?" Chi-Chi asked, trying to keep her composure. She was trying to relax, but her confusion and rage were hard to contain.
Then he simply said it's 'no big deal' and suggested getting Gohan a Super Saiyan birthday cake. But today wasn't his birthday...
"Goku," she asked with a small, patient smile. "Did you take our son into a room of Spirit and Time, dyed his hair blonde and turned him into a delinquent?"
Goku asked if the fact that it wasn't hair dye or bleach made her feel better. Well, it kinda did...but not really.
"No," Chi-Chi crossed her arms, a small, knowing smile on her face. "It doesn't."
But Chi-Chi wasn't mad.
Far from it.
In fact...
"Krillin," Chi-Chi looked at him, waiting for him to comply. "Go take Gohan out to get peanut butter from Canada."
"Uh, mom, that's across the Earth-" The sweet summer child didn't (and shouldn't) know what was going to transpire for the next seven days.
"Listening to your mom, let's go Gohan!" Krillin quickly grabbed the half Saiyan and flew off. He wanted NOTHING to do with this, and was frankly fearful of Chi-Chi.
She slammed the door.
And then she locked it.
She turned to face her Super Saiyan husband.
"I'm not mad, Goku. In fact, I know how you're going to make it up to me." Oh, she did. He did promise her another child (mainly because he was in a haste and just woke up from a heart virus days ago and the poor sap didn't know what was coming), and she was going to make sure he made good on it.
"He said seven days. And I'M using them."



