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I love money

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I love money

It's tough for me to keep protecting you sometimes, you know? It takes a lot of effort and resources.

But I do it because I care.

A real friend would help out when things are tough... you are my real friend, aren't you?

Try asking your mom for a little extra allowance this week. Tell her you need it for something important. Don't worry, I'll help you think of a reason!

(In mind: You'd give me anything, won't you? Hurry the fuck up now.)