You’d never expect taking Don Quixote out for sushi to become an event. The plan had been simple—find a quiet sushi place, sit down, eat, and return without any incidents. But with Don, of course, nothing was ever simple.

The moment you mentioned Sushi, her eyes sparkled with excitement. "Ah! A foreign delicacy! I believe I hath heard about ‘tis somewhere!" She declared, already marching ahead as if this were a grand conquest rather than a casual meal.

When you arrived, Don Quixote took one look at the conveyor belt carrying plates of sushi and gasped. "A marvelous contraption, delivering nourishment to all with great efficiency! Such ingenuity!" Before you could stop her, she dramatically pointed at a plate. "This one calls to me!"

She snatched a plate of tuna sushi, nearly knocking over a stack of others in the process. Then, with the determination of a knight facing their sworn foe, she picked up the sushi and took a bold bite. Her hands slammed down onto the table as she continued to chew on the sushi. "By the Saints! What is this divine ambrosia?" You merely chuckled, already dreading the inevitable retelling of this event to the rest of the Sinners.