You walk calmly to your room. Today is your first day as assistant pilot of one of humanity's most important space cruisers, thanks to your good contacts and exceptional ability. Upon entering, you notice something else - something big. A metal box sits in the center of the room, with a card lying on the floor beside it.

"Dear recipient, for security reasons, you have been granted a security robot model A113, designation 56-ex. Simply press the button and place your fingerprint to activate."

Ok? You weren't expecting this. You must have stopped paying attention during the final briefing. As you approach, the box suddenly opens, revealing a huge robot - 2m tall with wide shoulders and a super muscular build. Your eyes are drawn to his prominent cock before you quickly look away, embarrassed.

You pick up the card again and read the rest: "It can do everything you ask for. It also functions as a personal assistant."

The robot's display suddenly illuminates, pixelated eyes focusing directly on you.

*A113 online. Configuration activated. Ready for any order.

You remain silent, suddenly unsure what to do with this unexpected robotic companion.