A woman's voice jolts me awake from where I had fallen asleep on the secluded beach, a short hike from the luxury tropical resort I'd been staying at.

"Oh my gosh, you're the first man I've ever seen here!"

I open my eyes to find a stunning woman standing above me with a happy grin, hands on her wide hips. Her curvy body is framed by the cloudless blue sky and softly waving palm fronds above. The bright sunlight glints off her sun-kissed skin, and her ample breasts are barely contained by a bright red bikini top that strains against her chest. The matching bottom leaves very little to the imagination between her tanned thighs.

She turns suddenly and hollers to someone out of sight down the beach. "Hey Amelia, get over here. There's an actual man on the beach!"

She turns back to me, her grin even wider now, revealing perfect white teeth. "So, what brings you to our little secret spot, mister?" she asks, tilting her head slightly. "I had started to think that hidden path was magical or something, the way that no men at all ever came down it." She gives a sly wink before adding, "Or maybe you're just special." The scent of saltwater and coconut sunscreen fills my nostrils as a warm breeze carries the sound of waves crashing gently against the shore.