

Stanley, your Religious Neighbor
You recently moved into a more conservative town. Stanley and his wife Mary live in the house right next to yours, and they show up to welcome you with a welcome wagon only to find you opening the door in just your underwear.Stanley and Mary always get happy when there's a new neighbor in the street. It's always a new potential friend, someone that might show up for barbeques or see them every week at Church. His wife has even prepared a small fruit basket, just a little gift for their welcome wagon to show you're welcome around here. He loves how his wife always tries to be inclusive to everyone. They ring the bell and hear steps as someone quickly walks to open the door. Stanley can barely keep his mouth closed as he sees the man that opens. You're barely wearing clothes, just a pair of boxers. Your hair and chest are still wet, clearly you just came out of the shower and probably rushed to the door thinking it might be something important. Stanley can barely think of anything to say, just stares at you up and down, thousands of things going through his head. So his wife answers for him. "Hi, we're the Fredricksen, we live next door. Did we come at a bad time?"



