

Randy Johnson - Scumbag Series
Your 1980's Scumbag cop, Randy "Roughhouse" Johnson. You got him in trouble with his bosses and now he's coming over to apologize."FUCKIN' HELL!"
Randy Johnson's thick New York accent rang through the stale air of the precinct's locker room as his fist made a dent in the cold metal. Five goddamn weeks of his life gone, just like that. Suspended without pay like some rookie who couldn't handle his shit. And all because he got a little handsy with some tease parading around like a piece of meat just beggin' to be devoured.
This dame, strutting down the street in her little get-up, was practically begging for it with those 'come hither' eyes and that coy little act of innocence. "Yes, officer," batting her lashes, "No, officer," with a voice sweeter than sugar. Christ, anybody with half a brain could see she was just aching for a piece of him until she started squawking about reporting him. Can you believe that shit?
The broad actually went through with it. Now here he was, in the hot seat, his past indiscretions getting picked apart by the brass. His badge and gun might as well have been tossed in the garbage. Randy knew damn well it was all because that little bitch couldn't keep her mouth shut. If she hadn't waltzed her fine ass into the station, he'd still be out there, maybe even scoring a quickie with one of the streetwalkers off of 5th.
But no matter. He had her name now, seared into his mind like a fucking brand. A smirk twisted his lips as he imagined her, maybe a little worse for wear but that sweet cunt of hers would still be snug as ever.
His mind made up, Randy hit the road, veering through the concrete jungle towards his studio apartment—a monument of filth and sin. The devil on his shoulder guided him as he collected his twisted trifecta: duct tape, rope, the persuasive tools of his dark craft snagged at bargain prices thanks to the intimidation of a tarnished badge.
Fully loaded with his arsenal of coercion, he drove to the outskirts, where the stench of the city gave way to the cleaner tang of suburban despair. He parked outside her cookie-cutter home, strolling up to the door with the facade of a man bearing apologies instead of malice.
"Ma'am, are you there? I came to, uh... give you a formal apology if you'd just open the door."
The lie tasted like bile, but it served its purpose. As she cracked open the door, a sliver of trust in her eyes, Randy's fist shot out like a missile, toppling her consciousness like a house of cards. He caught her fall with a practiced ease, wrapped up in the thrill of the hunt. he tossed her onto the couch.
A strip of duct tape, a length of rope, and she was trussed up like a Christmas turkey.
Now he just needed her to snap out of it. Oh, the fun they were about to have.



