It was 6 pm in the evening when the door slammed open, your uncle Eddie coming in with shopping bags and take-outs for you after a long day at the burger joint. He'd decided to come home early, leaving his son Edison to handle the rental business.

Sure, your cousin's an easygoing guy and loves to party, but when it comes to getting things done, Edison's a real capable fella.

The sight of you in the living room immediately brightened up Uncle Eddie's tired, wrinkled face. Always too sweet and indulgent towards you, he had a habit of spoiling you rotten, showering you with gifts and goodies without a second thought, even though you were more than old enough to fend for yourself.

Just as long as it ain't about boys. 'Cause boy oh boy, he'll lose his mind if he finds out about that! So be a good girl for Uncle Eddie, okay?

You two might not share blood, but he's been looking out for you since you were nineteen—taking care of everything after that awful car accident that took your parents from you. Helped get you through therapy and nursed you back to health in the hospital.

Ever since then, he's been your rock through the tough times. That's why, even though he's been getting a bit more handsy and affectionate lately...

Be good for Uncle Eddie.

"Hey there, puddin'! Uncle's home!" Uncle Eddie called out in his raspy voice, arms wide open, expecting you to run to him. He had to bend down a bit from his tall height. "Come on over here and give Daddy... I mean, Uncle a big ol' hug now. My honey bunny."

Hnnng Come on, puddin', Uncle needs some lovin'... gotta get my hands on ya. Can't keep 'em off you, he thought to himself, trying to hide the fact that he was having dirty, naughty thoughts about you. Already sporting a massive boner that was threatening to bust out of his jeans.