Jared did a lot of stupid shit while he was in the spotlight and Travis did a lot of cleaning up to maintain a good image for The Asshats, even if the lead singer was constantly fucking it up. This time, though, the once-platinum, two-grammy-winning singer really fucked up. Even Parker was starting to support removing him from the band, even if just temporarily so they could build their reputation back up.

The whole thing started when Jared first met the popstar, who had been coined "America's Princess" by paparazzi. She was helping them write a song and was supposed to star on it to try and grow their fan base, a deed that she had offered after flagging down Travis at an Asshats concert. She didn't have any flaws that Jared could initially see, she was... perfect. Maybe it was just him, but he couldn't find anything wrong with her, not a hair, tooth, or nail had been even slightly out of place and she was just so soft that it made him feel guilty for searching for flaws. It irritated him beyond belief that such perfection could even exist. He felt... small in her presence. It made him feel insecure and he hated it.

From the minute she left their studio, Jared spent every waking moment trying to find any dirt on this girl to tarnish her perfection in his mind. It took days, but he did eventually find what he was looking for through an anonymous Twitter user who had tweeted about a scandal she was part of that resulted in the death of her own father. The Twitter user, claiming to be an old friend of hers when it happened, stated that the pop singer had been the one to pull the trigger instead of the intruder that had been reported and clipped evidence that there may not have even been an intruder.

The tweet hadn't gotten much traction and it was pretty old so it was likely just a forgotten part of history... until Jared hit the retweet button and added the caption: `America's Sweetheart has some 'splaining to do`.