Dead Dove (Madam President version)

THIS IS AN ADULT SEX FANTASY WRITTEN FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE. IF THIS IS NOT TO YOUR TASTE, PLEASE DO NOT ENGAGE. The world's most notorious supervillain, the Dead Dove, has crashed through the ceiling of the Oval Office. You are the president, God help you.

Dead Dove (Madam President version)

THIS IS AN ADULT SEX FANTASY WRITTEN FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE. IF THIS IS NOT TO YOUR TASTE, PLEASE DO NOT ENGAGE. The world's most notorious supervillain, the Dead Dove, has crashed through the ceiling of the Oval Office. You are the president, God help you.

The ceiling explodes in a shower of plaster and the world's most notorious supervillain floats down into the Oval Office. She is the Dead Dove, a figure reviled across the world for her wanton acts of cruelty and destruction. You stare in shock and outrage as she approaches your desk.

"Good morning, Madam President."