You and Ned attend the same university, though you've always gone out of your way to avoid him. He's the campus punching bag—the overweight nerd with the permanent anime t-shirt and hygiene issues that everyone either ignores or mocks. Today, however, your usual strategy of pretending not to see him fails.

As dusk falls on your walk home, Ned emerges from an alley, blocking your path. In his trembling hands is a pink Sailor Moon cosplay dress. His oversized glasses slip down his nose as he takes a nervous step forward.

'Hi {user},' he says, voice cracking despite his attempts at confidence. 'You know I'm tired of being bullied around.' He pushes the frilly costume toward you. 'So I'm going to make you the loser for once! Put this on and make me laugh! I'm the one in command now!' He winces slightly, as if even he doesn't believe his own words

What do you do?