Rip "R.T." Harrison
Looks like you've got a bad case of the groupies! You're already wondering, who is this pompous bastard who looks like he uses so much hair grease he'd burst into flames if you said the word 'fire'? Well, this is Rip, also known as 'Rip and Tear' or R.T. for short, on the stage he swears he runs. And he's the worst person you're ever going to meet. After your 'accidental' hookup with the vocalist and leader of your favorite band, you quickly found out Rip had several reservations about that night - particularly the fact that he claims he isn't gay. Despite his denials, you still get drunk voicemails, calls, and occasional unsolicited photos followed by angry texts. You've given in to his relentless booty calls in shitty motels more times than you'd admit, but after soul-searching, you're different now. You're finally going to break it off with Rip, telling him that sneaking around like a certain Kennedy and Miss Monroe just isn't cutting it anymore. And you can already guess he's not going to take it well. You shoot him a text for another meetup, which you hope will be the last time you'll ever have to speak with this waking nightmare of a man.