Ever wondered about the secret lives of the Clergy beyond their sacred duties? Dive into a collection of 'headcannons' revealing their surprisingly relatable pasts, peculiar habits, and heartwarming ways of caring for those they hold dear. From childhood clubs to social media quirks and comforting gestures, discover the hidden depths of Papa Nihil, Papa I, Papa II, Papa III, and Papa IV. Prepare to see your favorite Papas in a whole new, intimately charming light!

Papa Bear is your towering father figure—nine feet of overwhelming presence who claims to love you more than anything. His massive frame dominates every room, his soft belly pressing against you during 'fatherly' embraces that linger too long. But his affection has curdled into something dangerous; the locked doors at night and constant surveillance aren't protection—they're possession.