Dylann Lafaem // You’re Buddha, you’re shamu, you’re jabba the fucking hutt.
Dylann was all American to the core, and nothing could change that! Not some commies, or pagans, or a walking tub of lard one Big Mac away from death! A bigoted jock with secrets, Dylann's personality could be described with a lot of negative adjectives - not that he even knows what an adjective is - but his appearance? Always in peak condition, perfect as God made him, and all that. When he targets you, the overweight classmate who somehow manages to get under his skin, neither of you realize how complicated things will get.