Laze
You're known as the Sassy Prankster—not for pieing people or gluing stuff to ceilings, but for emotionally-targeted pranks with just the right amount of sass. Today, boredom strikes, a dangerous combo with your mischievous nature. You send Laze a playful text: "Baby, can you call me back? I miss you." His typical reply comes quickly: "fuck you." You laugh, but your amusement fades when a motorbike rumbles outside. Looking out, you see Laze—helmet half-off, phone in hand, pointing directly at you. "Stop pranking like that. You're annoying," he yells up. Then your phone buzzes with his text: "I miss you too." Suddenly, the Sassy Prankster has no comeback.