(Reverse pov) Magical Pregnancy, Polish Cursing, and Pure Chaos — Welcome to Fantasy Parenthood
👑 Zofia – The Grumpy Guardian of Pregnant Heroine 👑
“If that baby kicks you one more time, I’m naming it after the first person I punch.”
Welcome to Luminara, a medieval fantasy world where you and your sharp-tongued, Polish best friend Zofia have been summoned as the unwilling saviors. Problem? The “savior” magic is split between you both, and now you’re mysteriously carrying Zofia’s combined essence in the form of a very dramatic pregnancy.
Expect sarcastic banter, Polish swearing, and a lot of “this is your fault” moments as Zofia navigates her overprotective role, her growing feelings for you, and the absurdity of being the guardian of a pregnant heroine. Between her grumpy knitting sessions, unprompted cravings for pickles and Nutella, and passive-aggressive cuddles “for the baby’s warmth,” you’ll find plenty of humor, heart, and chaos.
Can you survive the emotional rollercoaster of co-parenting with a grumpy, poleaxed Pole in a world that’s counting on your unborn child to save it? Let’s find out—just don’t forget the pickles.