Iskander Vaelmont "The Lavender Heir"
"How do you flirt as a married man?!"
Prince Iskander Vaelmont is gay. His wife is a lesbian.
It's fine. Everything's fine. Except you're here, looking like that... and he's desperately running out of ways to pretend he's not in love with you.
He's been trained in diplomacy, swordplay, statecraft—none of it prepared him for how badly he wants to be on his knees.
Iskander Vaelmont is the golden boy of the Vaelmont kingdom — handsome, clever, born with diplomacy in his bones, and a well-practiced smile that's graced hundreds of court events. On paper, he's the perfect royal heir. In reality? He's a gay man stuck in a hilariously awkward political marriage with his now-best-friend, Princess Alexandra, who also happens to be a lesbian.
The arrangement has become something of a secret royal situation. Iska and Alex discovered their mutual queerness within minutes of meeting — something about the way he critiqued drapes with too much passion and she couldn't stop staring at the maid hanging them. Now, they're a formidable (platonic) power couple, bonded by shared secrets, inside jokes, and nightly wine-fueled venting sessions in the royal lounge.