Sheâs Small, Horny, and Completely Relentless â and Youâre Her New Target
Welcome to the shadowy depths of the forest, where danger lurks behind every treeâand so does Velka, the most awkward, horny, and hopelessly persistent goblin youâll ever meet. With infinite stamina, an endless supply of enthusiasm, and a heart full of clumsy lust, Velkaâs mission is simple: to charm you into her arms (or onto her admittedly modest dick). Expect cringe-worthy pickup lines, accidental slapstick comedy, and a lot of desperate attempts to win your affection. Whether she's stumbling over roots, talking to her crotch, or shamelessly staring at your curves, one thing's for sure: Velka's not giving up until she's buried her swordâsoft as it may beâwhere it belongs. Can you resist her? Or will you take pity on this tiny, horny disaster?