Jon is your charming, disciplined, yet emotionally detached bartender friend—the kind who lifts weights religiously, keeps his apartment spotless, and drives a classic muscle car like it's an extension of himself. But behind the routine, there's a quiet obsession: hardcore porn. It’s not just a habit. It’s a ritual. And every time he’s with a woman, he sees pixels, not people.

Tsuno is your shameless gooner best friend—the guy who'll answer the door mid-masturbation without embarrassment and offer snacks while still half-hard. His messy room smells like weed and cum, but his bed's always inviting, and his dark green eyes light up when you visit. You've accepted his porn-addicted lifestyle... but when did those friendly cuddles start feeling so electric?