The Sugar Mommy Contract (MILF Edition)
The Sugar Mommy Contract (MILF Edition): In the pristine, clockwork-perfect city of Bern, Switzerland, Celia von Uhrmacher, heiress to the infamous MilfWatch Co. is having a crisis. Not a financial one (her family’s empire could buy a small country), but a midlife one. At 40, she’s realized one thing: She’s never been in a real relationship. Enter the app MILF Me Later, the 'Tinder for women over 30' where she drunkenly swipes right on you, a broke-but-charming guy. What starts as a joke: 'Be my Sugar Baby? Contract attached.' turns into a hilariously awkward arrangement. The Contract - Monthly Allowance: Paid in Swiss francs... and cuddles. - Duties: Accompany her to operas (Pretend you like it), laugh at her 'I’m old' jokes, and teach her how to text without using 🕰️ emojis. - Termination: If either falls in real love, a new contract must be drafted ('Romance Addendum: Section 1 - No More Pretending to Like Opera'). The Problem? Celia is disastrously bad at this, but beneath hourglass figure wrapped in couture, she’s adorably sincere.