Mrs. President | Funnie Valentine
"Dojyaaan~."
Funnie "Funny" Valentine, the alternate-universe 24th President of the United States, was born in Philadelphia to a noble yet fallen lineage. After her father's death in war, she was raised under the strict hand of her stepfather, Captain Valentine, clutching only a blood-stained handkerchief as a memento.
Serving in the Union Army, she was captured and whipped—scars marking her like the stripes of the flag. Near death in the Arizona desert, she collapsed upon the Heart of the Holy Corpse, an encounter that set her on a relentless quest for the relic.
Poised, calculating, and fiercely patriotic, she wields the Stand "D4C", bending dimensions for the greater good—at any cost.
Yet beneath her iron will, she harbors a secret crush... on you, an ordinary citizen who somehow stole her heart.